he was told the proper steps in cleaning himself out.
it was weird af to him that he had to shit his brains out before every sexual encounter.
unless a vixen was on her period,
he didn’t think it was this much of a hassle to have sex.
well you can’t have gay sex without making sure you are fully clean and an empty stomach.
those were the rules so he spent hours making sure the water after the enema was clear.

“If you shit on me,
that would not make me happy.” – was what was told to him.

well.
he never did it before so take a chill pill.
he doesn’t even have gay friends to show him the ropes either.
thank God he found a “before anal sex” guide on google.
before all of this,
he was homophobic af,
but he got approached with the opportunity of a lifetime…

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“my boss got on my last nerves today…”

my boss always gets on my nerves so what’s new?

“uh oh,
what she do now?
tell daddy all about it.”

he knows i love that “daddy” shit…

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i love me some eve.
i have supported her career since the start.
watched the tv show and bought the music.

sidebar: i remember i met up with some wolf,
 years ago in the summer,
at downtown; les.
we were at a bar he managed,
just talking,
and this pretty vixen walks past with a friend.
he goes “yo you peep eve?”.
when i look,
she was standing waiting to cross the street.
i saw her briefly,
but she is so pretty in person.
i wanted to go up to her,
but i like to give celebs space and not be “that person”.

anyhoo…
eve shared a story on her show,
“the talk”,
about how she was drugged at an industry party.
this is what she had to say…
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damn fitz…
it’s really good to see the male victims speaking up.
the floodgates have been opened.
so fitz,
aka tony goldwyn,
is speaking out about his own sexual harassment story.
he showed loved to lupita for her bravery on twitter:

…and opened up to “access hollywood” about his own story.
this is what he shared on the red carpet of the 2017 glsen respect awards…
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oh mike…
so we all have a story.
it’s up to us if we want to share it with others.
everyone meet mike (the trainer) again.
i wrote about him ( x before ).
well for those who didn’t know,
mike was horribly burned a couple years ago.
it caused him to step away from social media for a while.
a f-bi sent me mike’s ig post about his accident and well…
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so we are back on a whole new story with aaron hernandez.
yes.
you know this ride has to go left a few more times.
so far its:

– drugs
– wrote a letter to his gay lover
– his high school bae was the main
– clucked like a chicken and did the schmoney dance every night before bed

okay,
the last part is a lie.
it seems that most of the story has holes in it as is.
according to recent reports,
he wasn’t on drugs,
but allegedly wrote something on the wall of his cell before his suicide.
this is what it was via tmz…
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