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i knew we were gonna f*ck before dinner

we didn’t speak when we walked into my apartment.

there was nothing to say really.
this has been a build up since we first laid eyes on each other.

“i’m not hungry.” i said, while we were at dinner.

“why not?” he said, a look of disappointment on his face.

“i don’t want to eat anything because we are gonna fuck tonight.”

his eyes lit up.

“i’ve waited a long time for you.
i want to fuck.”

that’s when he knew i wasn’t playing any games and quickly asked for the check…

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the story that has been “the story” for many on social media

he was told the proper steps in cleaning himself out.
it was weird af to him that he had to shit his brains out before every sexual encounter.
unless a vixen was on her period,
he didn’t think it was this much of a hassle to have sex.
well you can’t have gay sex without making sure you are fully clean and an empty stomach.
those were the rules so he spent hours making sure the water after the enema was clear.

“If you shit on me,
that would not make me happy.” – was what was told to him.

well.
he never did it before so take a chill pill.
he doesn’t even have gay friends to show him the ropes either.
thank God he found a “before anal sex” guide on google.
before all of this,
he was homophobic af,
but he got approached with the opportunity of a lifetime…

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dreams of getting up outta here

“my boss got on my last nerves today…”

my boss always gets on my nerves so what’s new?

“uh oh,
what she do now?
tell daddy all about it.”

he knows i love that “daddy” shit…

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A Demon Was Trying To Get Eve Out Here

i love me some eve.
i have supported her career since the start.
watched the tv show and bought the music.

sidebar: i remember i met up with some wolf,
 years ago in the summer,
at downtown; les.
we were at a bar he managed,
just talking,
and this pretty vixen walks past with a friend.
he goes “yo you peep eve?”.
when i look,
she was standing waiting to cross the street.
i saw her briefly,
but she is so pretty in person.
i wanted to go up to her,
but i like to give celebs space and not be “that person”.

anyhoo…
eve shared a story on her show,
“the talk”,
about how she was drugged at an industry party.
this is what she had to say
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Fitz, aka Tony Goldwyn, Shares His Own Sexual Harassment Scandal

damn fitz…
it’s really good to see the male victims speaking up.
the floodgates have been opened.
so fitz,
aka tony goldwyn,
is speaking out about his own sexual harassment story.
he showed loved to lupita for her bravery on twitter:

…and opened up to “access hollywood” about his own story.
this is what he shared on the red carpet of the 2017 glsen respect awards
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Mike The Trainer Has A Depressing Story To Share

oh mike
so we all have a story.
it’s up to us if we want to share it with others.
everyone meet mike (the trainer) again.
i wrote about him ( x before ).
well for those who didn’t know,
mike was horribly burned a couple years ago.
it caused him to step away from social media for a while.
a f-bi sent me mike’s ig post about his accident and well…
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