Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (103)

they really felt they were part of some revolution during that terrorist attack at the capitol building last week.
it was extremely “trailer” and not a good look for all involved.
a foxholer sent me the following video with this title in the email:

“He’s makin’ us potheads look reaaally pathetic… smdh”

the foxholer said that because

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Posted in I WOULD ACTUALLY BUY YOUR ALBUM VIXEN CANDY

Excuse Me, But That Vixen’s Pussy Is On Fire (VC: 18)

i can appreciate a beautiful vixen,
so when an f-bi sent me this,
i had to post it.
i don’t even care about the wolf rapping,
she is hot…

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" X MARKS THE FOX

“The Many Faces of Fuck Up” Starring Breezy Wolf

breezy wolf.
the days of him looking like this…

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…are distant memories.
what is happening in his life?
breezy wolf has had a week of fuck ups.
what’s new?
from going in on a valet attendant over 5 dollars:

(wow.
i would have to punch him in his throat.
way too close baby boy.)

being wanted by the ghana police for smoking weed on stage:

but everyone today is talking about him looking like this

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Posted in GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN' TIMES I GOT A QUESTION I NEED ANSWERED

I Want To Hookah You But I’m A Virgin.

i was invited to a Hookah Bar in the city.
i know what it is, but then I don’t.
so foxes, wolves, and hybrids

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS

Can I Give Head With A Hole In My Throat?

Yeah so I’m wondering

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