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Kerry Rhodes Is Allegedly Single Once Again

so i guess i was lowkey right in my last entry on kerry.
i might be like karen from “mean girls”.
instead of breasts,
it’s fingers that predict the future,
so kerry rhodes is allegedly a single baller wolf ya’ll.
not even six months of marriage to nicky whelan,
they have allegedly split.
i can feel your reaction from here,
foxhole.
this is what “the daily mail” had to say…
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Odell Beckham Jr May Be Off The Market

odell beckham jr may have a new love interest.
i just heard someone scream.
well,
i said “may”.
it’s close to summer and cuffing season is definitely over.
now we don’t know if the following ispy is serious or not,
or if it is even odell in said pic,

but check what a vix-bi sent me …
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Posted in LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

Your Personality Is Keeping You Single

take a selfie
pose
look good
don’t speak
don’t smile
look like your dog died
take a video
remove layers of clothing
smize into the camera
wait for likes
everyone likes you
happy camper

that is a regular day for someone on social media.
if you are an attentionisto,
it’s almost better to just be a mute with a bawdy.
what i’ve noticed tho…
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He’s With Some Ungrateful Hoe Right Now (He’s Cummin’ Soon)

tumblr_n1il62EkGr1rsxv9zo1_500ever so often,
i like to give good advice.
 i don’t follow my own advice sometimes,
but who does?
really?
i was speaking to a vixen i met recently on the phone earlier.
she was feeling down about trying to attract a wolf.
as most of us,
she is asking:

that is kinda depressing.
anyway this is what i told her in a nutshell…
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Safaree Should Join Christian Mingle (Godly Panties)

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^that was one of the last tweets from safaree.
he was nicki’s ex bae/hype wolf.
sidebar: can i ask the foxhole a question?

meek mill?
seriously?
i can understand a russian billionaire,
but meek mill?
i just can’t compute…

anyway,
so safaree has been trying to find a vixen to hold him down.
he seems to be attracting a lot of bottom dwellers.
water meeting its own level?
well he put this thirst trap up on snapchat and well…
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Posted in I WOULD ACTUALLY BUY YOUR ALBUM

Rihanna Finally Let The Balloon Fly

CZknUtIUcAMJb80how fuckin’ fly does she look in this picture?
you know the headphones sold out?
they were d&g and went for 8 stacks.
well it has finally happened!
after a long wait,
rihanna is about to release her album “anti”.
the navy rejoices!
i had a feeling it was coming tho.
my foxy senses kept buzzing.
well the first single is called “work”,
it features drake,
and well…

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