“I’ll Rip His Head Off Just To Use It As A Bowling Ball.”

mobwives_2sheets_mech_01_905i have always followed the mob’s way of living...
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Bored? Well Blame Draya

Screen Shot 2013-12-28 at 9.59.57 PMsoooooooo…
draya,
of basketball wives la/attention whoring fame,
has a online reality show.
or something?
it’s called “blame draya” and i guess its something to keep her name out there.
i decided to watch a recent episode with her and her baller wolf for the cowboys,
orlando scandrick,
and well…

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I Got Turned Out All The Way Until 5AM Last Night

tumblr_mtqallpf1F1qjqy8to1_500and loved every minute of it!!!
so i finally watched american horror story: coven.
everyone in my emails and on twitter kept telling me to watch.
i won’t lie,
but i was a little scared.
#dontlaugh
angela bassett.
kathy bates.
jessica lange.
precious.
what?????
well i fuckin’ loved them and it.
i loved every minute of this show.
me and my straight wolf friend stayed up on the phone last night watching.
we watched every episode until 5am.
me being a double OG since he fell asleep.
you know a show is good when the episode ends and you say:

“wait that’s it?????”
“MOAR!!!!! NEXT EPISODE!!!!!!”
“did you see that shit??????”
“omg!”
“um… ew much.”

Fiona and madame laveau are my low key spirit animals.
thats all ima say.
i want you guys to check out the first two episodes

x watch episode 1

x watch episode 2

…and give me your thoughts!
american horror story: coven comes on every wednesday at 10pm on fx.

Pharrell Shows Jay Z “Two Girls; One Big Yeah Right”

Screen Shot 2013-08-24 at 12.52.19 PMpharrell got jay z grossed the fuck out off “two girls; one cup”?
well this showed up on my twitter feed today.
you know i had to watch that asap.
after some sniffing around,
i found the video clip!
ready for it?…

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TELL THAT BITCH 9 IS THE NEW 1.

jeffrey_havesJEFFERY IS SUCH A CREEP!!!!!!
did ya’ll see that sly hug on the couch????
then he gonna slip up and confessed wanting to sleep with wyatt.
wyatt nearly went to raggin n taggin that ass.
jeffery is officially now “single black queen”.
he better go get that chick’s phone and throw it in a lake.
veronica was the real beast.
that speech she gave david tho…
she nearly ripped david’s head off and rode through the town with it on a spike.
next week looks like it’s going to get it poppington.
please tell me someone watched it last night?
if not:

x watch it here now now now

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lowkey: benny.
benny.
benny.
tyler lepley makes my foxi senses buzz a little.
i could be wrong tho.

I Haven’t Been Sucked Yet. Is That Bad?

truebloodi have a confession.
i never watched an episode of true blood.
i know.
i know.
tomatoes and pitch forks down please.
everyone else seems to be getting sucked by this show and loving it.
i wanted to ask the foxhole:

Is it a good show and worth the hype?

ya’ll know i love good tv.
i’m thinking of checking it out.