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His Phone Told Me All I Needed To Know About Him

when i saw his phone the last time we saw each other,
i already knew the answer.
the screen was cracked the fuck up,
chips was missing
from the armor,
and it was completely broken down.
i asked him:

“omg why does your phone look like that?
it never looked like that when we hung up.”

he didn’t answer.
he knew the answer as much as i did too.
he always had a phone case and screen protector.
he actually gave a fuck about those things when i was in his life.
when we were together
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An Apple Associate (To)Day

i like talking to folks.
i’ll talk to anyone that lets me.
i don’t care what the situation is,
jamari can get down with a good convo.
tonight,
i had an interesting conversation with the apple associate earlier
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When Trying To Catch The Meat Catches You

sometimes when you’re trying to checking out the meat,
you can get caught.
shit can happen.
the worse is when you trying to get it on your phone.
how do you play it off?
well an f-bi sent me this video of a:

“nearly caught,
but well played”

…experience i gave some foxhole points.
take a look
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Cee Lo Green and The Phone That Was Tha Bomb?

i saw this video on baller alert and it scared TF out of me.
so the video shows cee lo green of “the voice” on a phone call in a studio.
as he is talking,
something allegedly left field happens.
that’s the part that scared TF out of me.
check this out foxhole…
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Addictions to My Phone, Volume Something

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is your phone constantly in your paws?
does the thought of not checking your social media make you sick?
when does the withdrawal start if you don’t pick up your phone?
do you need to take a selfie every hour?

it’s not surprise we are addicted to our phones.
i often ask myself…
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Don’t Be On Your Phone if You Work for Nicki Minaj?

tumblr_liizkeXmvg1qdj0frat most jobs,
they frown upon texting on the clock.
if you are caught,
you will be written up.
repeat offenders could possibly get that ass out the door.
well if you work for nicki minaj,
she may throw it out the window.
this is allegedly what happened when she saw her security on his phone…
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