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So Ya’ll Ain’t Watching Award Shows Anymore? (Oscars)

so who watched the oscars last sunday?
*silence*
oh,
only just me?
well according to ( x cnn ),
no one watched.
it was one of the lowest in history.
it brought in 26.5 million viewers compared to last years 33 mill.
i don’t know how that’s low,
but whatever.
well,
our fearless leader got twitter to address the calamity.
this is what he had to font…
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You Can’t Block The “Moonlight”

^chiron/black.
all 3 stages of his life from “moonlight”.
so last night,
after it looked like “la la land” took best picture,
my bawdy decided to get violently sick.
not my choice or because of the winner.
i was ejecting TMI from each hole.
i turned the tv off after they walked up stage,
but i apparently missed all the festivities.
this is what went down…
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Kanye West Is Being Crucified as The New “Jesus”

kanye probably got a hard on when he saw ^this statue.
it wasn’t his doing tho…
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Is This Picture “Homo” To You?

tumblr_o3mjp2hNJC1qey5buo1_1280 michael b jordan and ryan coogler.
(sidebar:
ryan is fine.
end sidebar)
i put this picture up on my tumblr last week.
everyone is talking about how “gay” the picture looks.
i mean…
the hand on the back of the head looks suggestive,
but unless his lips were covered in nut,
or it was a “dawgpound” promotional poster,
i reallllllllyyyyy don’t see the issue.
does it even need a full write up?
not at all.
well unless we are discussing ryan.
i give this story a super heavy NEXT —>>>>

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So The Oscars Ratings Learned Last Night?

chris+rock+oscars+promoeven chris rock couldn’t save the oscars.
unless you were living under a rock,
no pun intended,
you know the oscars was on last night.
well with all the recent controversy about it being a “white out”,
brought on by ( x jada pinkett smith ),
we were all told to turn our television’s elsewhere.
i guess the majority listened.
according to the hollywood reporter
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All The Black Folks Protesting The #Oscars and This Happens…

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“somebody’s getting fired.” – beyonce voice.