i’m sure ^this is the face he is making at the moment.
like,
how you might get fired on your day off tho?
here i was saying to myself:

“kevin hart might host the oscars.
i hope he doesn’t do too much as usual…”

well,
he allegedly did and he hasn’t even stepped foot on the stage yet!
was kevin harta “thing” around 2011?
i can’t remember.
what i don’t understand…
why in God’s name…
did these past alleged homophobic tweets not get scrubbed…
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so who watched the oscars last sunday?
*silence*
oh,
only just me?
well according to ( x cnn ),
no one watched.
it was one of the lowest in history.
it brought in 26.5 million viewers compared to last years 33 mill.
i don’t know how that’s low,
but whatever.
well,
our fearless leader got twitter to address the calamity.
this is what he had to font…
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^chiron/black.
all 3 stages of his life from “moonlight”.
so last night,
after it looked like “la la land” took best picture,
my bawdy decided to get violently sick.
not my choice or because of the winner.
i was ejecting TMI from each hole.
i turned the tv off after they walked up stage,
but i apparently missed all the festivities.
this is what went down…
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kanye probably got a hard on when he saw ^this statue.
it wasn’t his doing tho…
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michael b jordan and ryan coogler.
(sidebar:
ryan is fine.
end sidebar)
i put this picture up on my tumblr last week.
everyone is talking about how “gay” the picture looks.
i mean…
the hand on the back of the head looks suggestive,
but unless his lips were covered in nut,
or it was a “dawgpound” promotional poster,
i reallllllllyyyyy don’t see the issue.
does it even need a full write up?
not at all.
well unless we are discussing ryan.
i give this story a super heavy NEXT —>>>>

even chris rock couldn’t save the oscars.
unless you were living under a rock,
no pun intended,
you know the oscars was on last night.
well with all the recent controversy about it being a “white out”,
brought on by ( x jada pinkett smith ),
we were all told to turn our television’s elsewhere.
i guess the majority listened.
according to the hollywood reporter…
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