nice car,
right?
well it’s a telsa model s.
it also comes with an auto pilot feature.
that means the car will drive on it’s own while you:

take selfies/videos for snapchat
pass the hot sauce around for your fast food
get road dome while on a long ride home

the possibilities are endless!
well this one driver of the telsa model s decided to try something else.
an f-bi sent me this and well…
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someone get this justin bieber a retirement plan booklet.
geez louise.
he is just not for this “fame” life anymore.
he is completely over it,
you,
me,
the grass,
the trees,
oxygen,
red m&ms,
fruity pebbles…
the list goes on and on.
so a couple fans wanted to give him a present.
this is what he did with said present…
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…and to think i wanted chinese food the other day.
i go and see this shit allegedly at some chinese food spot…
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atlantaaaaaaaaa foxhole…
wtf is going on in your neck of the woods????
i just read a story about atlanta being compared to most third world countries.
how you say?
well allegedly the hiv epidemic is out of control down there.
this is what wsb atlanta has to say…
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how do you tell someone,
after they invite you over for dinner,
that the slop they made looks indigestible?
well you go ahead and think.
i’ll say it so i can head to the nearest restaurant.
 laura govan,
of bbw fame,
wants us to see her cheffin’ skills!
look at what she made for dinner…
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i knew ^this baller wolf had a big peen.
you couldn’t tell me nba baller wolf,
iman shumpert,
wasn’t packing that meat.
 #eggplantnofriday
well his baby mama,
teyana taylor,
uploaded a precious moment to her snap.
this also happened…
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