…and to think i wanted chinese food the other day.
i go and see this shit allegedly at some chinese food spot…
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atlantaaaaaaaaa foxhole…
wtf is going on in your neck of the woods????
i just read a story about atlanta being compared to most third world countries.
how you say?
well allegedly the hiv epidemic is out of control down there.
this is what wsb atlanta has to say…
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how do you tell someone,
after they invite you over for dinner,
that the slop they made looks indigestible?
well you go ahead and think.
i’ll say it so i can head to the nearest restaurant.
 laura govan,
of bbw fame,
wants us to see her cheffin’ skills!
look at what she made for dinner…
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i knew ^this baller wolf had a big peen.
you couldn’t tell me nba baller wolf,
iman shumpert,
wasn’t packing that meat.
 #eggplantnofriday
well his baby mama,
teyana taylor,
uploaded a precious moment to her snap.
this also happened…
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no.
that is not a baller wolf’s picture for his roster.
that is a “soon-to-be-jaibird” jackal’s mug shot.
what he did?
well he killed his boyfriend.
get this tho…
he called the police and asked why they were taking so long.
listen…
the story is via queerty…
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sooooo…
kanye west has a new video he is filming.
yay?
it’s for his new artist.
whoever that maybe.
well he is having a casting call.
he might just be looking for you.
i seriously hope not.
an f-bi sent me exactly what kanye is allegedly looking for and well…
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