“Cum On Baby? Take This Big Ass Pipe, Please?”

tumblr_mq1rkdq1df1qipf3oo1_500this is for all the size hyenas out there…
so everyone likes a big monster pipe.
i personally don’t,
but i know a few who do.
i won’t knock.
well everyone meet sorence owiti opiyo.
he has a big ass pipe that no one wants to touch.
maybe you will?
the following came from the daily mail

NSFW
18^
ONLY FOR THE CURIOUS STRAIGHTS

now that’s out the way
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Everyone Meet “The Neanderthal”

caveman-run-cycleTHIS ENTRY IS PARENTAL ADVISORY
you need warned.

 i’ve seen some big pipes in my young life.
is it me or are the dicks getting bigger nowadays?
tumblr has me thinking so.

it must be the hormones in the mcdonalds.
anyway,
i saw this video today and i was damn near terrified.
i’ll call this snow wolf:

THE NEANDERTHAL

…and he definitely fits the descrip.
peep the walk.
the following is:

NSFW
18^
ONLY FOR THE CURIOUS STRAIGHTS

if you are ready,
then…
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Ye Is Trying To Be More In-“Famous”

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ye is going through it!
omg…
so he finally comes out with the video for “famous”.
the twist?
the video contains alleged naked famous celebs in it.

taylor swift
rihanna
chris brown
caitlyn jenner
amber rose
anna wintour
ray j
bill cosby
donald trump
george bush
…and of course,
kim kardashian

well allegedly
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I’m About To Give It To You Gorilla Style

tumblr-gorilla-by-flachi have seen all kind of animals have sex.
i had yet to see two gorillas.
well i got my wish when it was posted on twitter.
it stumbled down my timeline and well…
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Does Your Insurance Cover “Auto Pilot Napping”?

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nice car,
right?
well it’s a telsa model s.
it also comes with an auto pilot feature.
that means the car will drive on it’s own while you:

take selfies/videos for snapchat
pass the hot sauce around for your fast food
get road dome while on a long ride home

the possibilities are endless!
well this one driver of the telsa model s decided to try something else.
an f-bi sent me this and well…
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Justin Bieber Wants You To Beat It

Screen Shot 2016-05-24 at 10.27.53 PMsomeone get this justin bieber a retirement plan booklet.
geez louise.
he is just not for this “fame” life anymore.
he is completely over it,
you,
me,
the grass,
the trees,
oxygen,
red m&ms,
fruity pebbles
the list goes on and on.
so a couple fans wanted to give him a present.
this is what he did with said present…
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