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Expect A High Body Count This Season

foxhole,
i have been fighting this sickness.
yesterday,
i had no energy to do anything.
all i did was sleep and binge watch a show.
my body literally was putting me on time out.
you may/may not have been like me,
but this flu season has been hell.
it’s so bad,
they have been ( x shutting down schools ).
according to “bloomberg” tho,
50,000 of us will die this season…
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He Had It So Deep Up In Him (It Was Hitting His Stomach Lining)

*the following entry gets the HIGHEST of parental advisories.
it may also make you vomit,
as i just did.
viewer discretion is STRONGLY advised
fisting.
i don’t get it and don’t want it.
for some,
it’s the go to in sexual satisfaction.
what “way” is that i’ll never know.
well a foxholer sent me the following video that i HAD to show people.
ya’ll…
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Her Mother Cut The Hair Right Out Her Head

time out?
the belt?
how do you handle bad ass cubs nowadays?
i use to get the belt,
or whatever was around,
but as i’ve soon come to realize that i was being physically abused.
every parent seems to have a different method tho.
some work; others don’t.
well i saw something on “theshaderoom” that disturbed me today.
it was a mother punishing her daughter.
she had her hair like this:
…but she allegedly did something disrespectful,
so her mother did this for all of us to see…
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It Wiggled Out His Butt Slowly That He Thought His Guts Were Coming Out

i remember when i was younger,
my late grandmother told me about worms coming out your butt.
it scared tf outta me and i ended up having nightmares.
all i could think about earth worms crawling out my foxtail.
who woulda thunk i’d like things up my foxhole when i grew up?
well a vix-bi sent me a story that just made me scream.
like,
i’m sure my neighbors are speaking to 911.
a wolf had sushi and a worm crawled out his tail.
ya’ll via “ny daily news”…
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A Ballistic Missile Threat Was What Woke Up Hawaii This Morning

imagine sitting,
or laying around,
and your phone going off this morning.
you’re in the middle of paradise and you get this:

like,
up and fuckin’ at em.
you’re on an island with no place else to go.
well,
that’s the message the good folks in hawaii got today.
the “ny post” has more details…
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H&M Stands For “Hot” & “Mess”

do.
people.
fuckin.
think?
that is the question i’m asking myself today.
in such a sensitive climate as the one we live in now,
wtf was h&m thinking with this foxhole…
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