i gotta stop opening twitter in public.
as much as i love it,
that site will get your ass caught up.
marvin bienaime knows how to get your ass caught tf up.
i opened my twitter today and gasped so loud,
folks at my job instantly looked in my direction.
why?
well…

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why did trump even go after chrissy teigen?
she has absolutely no filter.
so it all started over ( x a video john legend was in ) for “nbc news“.
the talk was our broken criminal justice reform system.
being always in the feels,
trump posted this on his twitter about it:

*read bottom up

like,
he straight tweeted “his filthy mouthed wife“.
hell.
2 tha.
nah.
your president is legit on twitter tweeting some shit like that.
operation “went TF off” commenced for chrissy and well…

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i’m starting to understand The Universe as i go.
before,
it was really confusing to me,
but i think that was the issue.
i was making it a bigger deal than it needed to be.
for a long time,
i asked The Universe:

“Why isn’t this happening?!
I asked for it!
Dammit!”

…and nothing.
that seems to have changed because i’m getting more “in sync” than ever.
this morning,
i was on my twitter feed and saw this tweet:

How y’all feel about these pic.twitter.com/iY1GwIhxb8

— King❤️ (@HartofGold91) August 28, 2019

that polaroid jacket made me so hard foxhole…

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i feel like teyana taylor can make iman shumpert do anything.
well,
almost anything.
you can tell he’s sprung off her.
she got him to wear these short shorts for her mother’s birthday party…
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i always thought “nate” was cute on “gossip girl“.
he was played by chace crawford.
i haven’t really seen chace since “gossip girl” ended.
apparently,
he’s on a show called “the boys” on amazon prime video.
in a 2020 promo calendar sent out by “amazon”,
it seems chace is blessed in more ways than one via “the daily mail“…
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cute vixen; nice skin.
 everyone meet ruby karyo from maryland.
she has a tip that she wants to share on how she achieves her glow.
as you can tell,
her skin is thoroughly moisturized.
who knew it was something that was right in front of our faces…

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