some males are fuckin sick out here.
sick af.
i don’t know why they think vixens like cat calling.
that shit is so degrading and gets them ignored on the daily.
back in the day,
i remember asking a vixen about cute males who tried to holla at her on the street,
especially from cars.
as a young and immature fox who thought that kind of attention was validating,
only because i yearned for male attention like that,
i might have been flattered by the acknowledgment.
she politely said to me:

“I am not a hooker.
You will get out that car and come speak to me.”

i know one vixen who had her earphones pulled out her ears from an aggressive male.
she cursed his ass out on the train,
but what if that didn’t go like that?
it’s scary af to think.
well ruth george didn’t respond to a hyena’s cat calls.
she is dead.
this is the story via “chicago sun times“…

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foxhole.
i need you to sit down.
the following is going to make you scream.
so i’m sitting on the train coming home.
a ton of delays so it’s moving slow.
i’m in the corner seat by myself and it’s crowded af.
in front of me,
this dude is pressed up against this woman.
mid 20s-early 30s hood pineapple in a fly outfit.
from how it looked,
i thought they were together.
like,
he was all up behind her.
i couldn’t see faces but i just saw their mid sections.
as the train was approaching my stop,
i see this thing start dripping in the floor.
i thought it was something dripping out the woman’s bag.
foxhole,
when i lookedddddddddddddddddddddd…

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i wasn’t gonna font tonight.
i needed a break,
plus i’m not feeling good.
as i was catching up on “this is us“,
one of the foxholers sent me a email tonight.
in the body of it,
it said:

“Go watch the stories.”

it was from an ig by keith d rowe aka @dreeeeewey.
his friend,
ny’zavian dozier aka @damndozi,
was involved as well.
they are two gay males who were on vacation in croatia.
well foxhole,
i’m literally frozen at what i watched.
i had to font about this.
so this is how the first story started:

and these are the stories…

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i had to hit up the pretty vixen with a question today.
i asked her if she smelled anything crazy when we were over by columbus circle.

“Um,
New Yawk smells awful on a daily basis.”

i mean,
that is true.
foxhole,
i read a story that made me cringe.
it was about someone falling into a manhole,
but the part that made me shriek was the rats that feasted on him…

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i gotta stop opening twitter in public.
as much as i love it,
that site will get your ass caught up.
marvin bienaime knows how to get your ass caught tf up.
i opened my twitter today and gasped so loud,
folks at my job instantly looked in my direction.
why?
well…

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why did trump even go after chrissy teigen?
she has absolutely no filter.
so it all started over ( x a video john legend was in ) for “nbc news“.
the talk was our broken criminal justice reform system.
being always in the feels,
trump posted this on his twitter about it:

*read bottom up

like,
he straight tweeted “his filthy mouthed wife“.
hell.
2 tha.
nah.
your president is legit on twitter tweeting some shit like that.
operation “went TF off” commenced for chrissy and well…

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