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I Met A Basketball Rookie Today… and He Was Kinda Smashable.

I was not intending to go really.
I do not do “signings”.
I’m not a groupie so standing in a line waiting for a Baller Wolf is not my idea of a good time.
Also, here is couple other reasons…

I don’t do lines.
I do not do heat in a line.
I do not do kids in a line.

All 3 things violated me today something heavy!
My friend wanted to go because he is the new rookie drafted to the Knicks.
As a Knicks fan, he wanted an autograph.
I wanted a seat.
But when I walked up to him, I was taken by surprise.
He was kinda smashable…

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Greg Smith Sends All His Fox Fans Shirtless Pictures?

I have come to believe MTO is the devil.

Sadly, some of the stuff they post can be on point.
While others, can be simply rubbish.
You be the judge with the following story.

So this guy, by the name of Greg Smith, who happens to play for the Rockets:

has been playing “Peek A Boo” with a Fox on Twitter….

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x Marks the F0x: I’m Actually Wearing a Thong Underneath My B-Ball Shorts

You be the judge…

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Jamari Fox’s Guide To Being The Perfect Non-Groupie

So Orlando was WEAK.

Yup.

(how terrible was that Slam Dunk contest?)

Too many players and not enough hoes.
Better yet, not enough known players which equaled no hoes.
They heard the word “Orlando” and thought Mickey and Minni Mouse.
But, I’ll be honest, I would have been down there.
Even if I got me a rookie or even a draftee, I would be satisfied.
I swear, I have to teach people how to do what to do.