So Orlando was WEAK.

Yup.

(how terrible was that Slam Dunk contest?)

Too many players and not enough hoes.
Better yet, not enough known players which equaled no hoes.
They heard the word “Orlando” and thought Mickey and Minni Mouse.
But, I’ll be honest, I would have been down there.
Even if I got me a rookie or even a draftee, I would be satisfied.
I swear, I have to teach people how to do what to do.

Peep it…

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It always starts with an intense stare and a lick of the lips.
It all translates to, “so when am I invading those cheeks?” to most Foxes.

What do you think of this?

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… NBA Players who are currently on a lockout that is.

Yeah Jay…
Why you gotta do em like that…

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Divorce after 2 months?
Getting booed at her birthday party?
Her stock with everyone falling way down?
And now Radar is calling her out…

Kim Kardashian is slowly counting down to her grand finale….

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Maybe he should also ask John Wall to pitch in…
Seeing as how he is dropping 10 stacks on vagina at the club…

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Well, ultimately that is my fantasy…

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