no homo.
pause.
“i ain’t gay but…”
all the things the straight wolves say as disclaimers for their sexualities.
since i’m gay,
and i know plenty of straight wolves,
i’m caught saying those phrases to make sure they’re not offended.

“nah,
it’s okay.
you don’t have to say that with me” – they say.

…that is “until”.
well i saw a video today where a snow wolf had a heavy temper tantrum.
chairman of the pa. house state government committee,
rep. daryl metcalfe,
had an outburst because democratic chairman,
matt bradford,
touched him.
this is what happened…
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listen…
i don’t know if it’s fatherhood,
or that fur he put on top of his head,
but lance gross got finer than usual.
i mean,
he has always been fine,
but something is different about him.
lance is also one of the “00s sexy dark wolf” pioneers.
kofi seems to have snatched that title,
but lance is still a teenage chocolate dream.
well i think everyone forgot lance is an acting wolf.
he had to shave his mustache and beard for a recent role.
he put up this new picture of the final result and well…
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i found the following entry funny.
well,
an acquaintance of mine straight contradicted herself today.
i’ll get into that in a minute.
so it started with an article in the “new york times” about magic johnson’s cub,
ej johnson.
he proclaimed is a rich “girl”.
i didn’t say it.
he did.
according to him,
he isn’t “some other rich girl trying to get a show”.
this is a snippet of the article…
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i thought the wolf who played “eazy-e” in “straight outta compton” was cute.
he was a good actor in the film.
his name is jason mitchell.
i haven’t heard anything else about him since that movie.
well up pops him on tmz acting a damn fool on delta airlines…
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they really coming hard for my dark chocolate baller wolf,
dez bryant.
sadly,
he fell right into the trap too.
oh dez…
so dez doesn’t want to get involved in the national anthem protests.
jon machota,
who covers the dallas cowboys news,
posted this about dez on his twitter:

innocent,
right?
well once that was posted,
everyone started going in on dez.
in his hot headed and aggressive fashion,
this is what he replied…
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if you can’t handle a situationship with someone in the spotlight,
you shouldn’t pursue it.
it takes certain characteristics to be “that one”.
so mia isabella,
a trans vixen,
is mad at tyga.
why?
well they allegedly dated,
in her words,
and he has been denying it.
in a recent interview with “the breakfast club”,
he said this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejBqbIXqNmE

…which caused her to tweet this rant…

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