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according to shaggy, the gays are only committing hate crimes against each other in jamaica

i think some jamaican males can be sexy,
but they are a lot to deal with.
they do come with a lot and can have you here down bad.
i’ve heard the meats can be chef’s kiss,
but you might have to throw away the rest of the human.
one raging stereotype about jamaicans males:

They be homophobic af

sometimes they’ll be homophobic af,
but will still be trying to fuck the shit outta you.

reggae artist,
shaggy,
wanted to let us know that in jamaica,
the COUNTRY OF JAMAICA,

that it isn’t the straight jamaican males that are committing hate crimes.
it’s actually “gay on gay” crimes of passion…

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when two jamaican males get together and one doesn’t make it out alive

i’ve always been told that caribbean males are a little crazy.
i’m from barbados and i can attest to being a smidge of crazy.
the running joke has always been:

Some Jamaican males are mad as a shad!

…which means some of them can take the whole cake of crazy.
i’ve heard the sex can be bomb af,
especially for americans who are not used to all that hip rotating,
but they can be crazy and will make you crazy in the process.
add on being gay and i’m sure that is a whole rollercoaster ride to the pits of hell.
the following is about two gay jamaican males,
but rupert brown:

ended up dying at the hands of his partner’s crazy up in canada…
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safaree raps about how good his jamaican beef patty is inside the wap

you knew a remix to “wap” was coming.
did you even have to wonder?
safaree,
cardi’s lhhny castmate,
took his jamaican beef patty in the booth with his version called:

b.a.d reflix.
well…
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how a jamaican can kill someone with garlic

i’ve heard some jamaican males are crazy.
i think that’s why sex with some of them can be so good.
they can have that “good ‘n’ crazy dick.
hell,
i’m bajan and i know some of my people are crazy.
this following story reeks of “west indian crazy“.
it involved ^that couple from bk,
odain nixon (left) and derrick williams (right),
and how his derrick was killed at a party

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she learned while she working, that jamaican pipe was daggering everyone

i don’t “do” going to collect my cheating man from his horz crib.
i been working all day and you repay me by fuckin’ someone else?
well this married vixen went to collect her hubby from his horz house in bk.
foxhole…
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GET OFF AH ME! YA GAVE ME AIDS!!! YA PENCIL ITCHY DICK!!!

only in new york could some shit like this go down on the damn 2.
the 2 is so damn ratchet.
well this west indian chick screaming on her wolf for giving her aids.
this is def a “i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends”
original…
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