jail

Rode Hard and Hung Up Wet.

well chris.
i hope acting a jackal in the streets was worth it.

lowkey: everyone feels sorry for him.
why is this?

I’m A Caged Animal and My Underarms Smell Like Onion Rings

oh so noooowwwwww you get that “official negro wake up call”.
its about damn time chris.
it took him to be in solitary confinement with the rest of the animals to get it together…
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This Stinks! (Oh, and So Will Chris Brown’s Balls)

so as you know chris brown is in the big house.
blah blah blah.
he messed up yet again.
blah blah blah.
um…
he gonna be stinkin’ up the joint?
whoa at that news from tmz…
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Don’t Pass Rehab; Go Straight To Jail

so jail it is then?
the vix-bi sent set me this fast…
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Justin Bieber Was BAWLING In The Big House

justin bieber learned yesterday he is NOT about that life yesterday.
reports are saying after his “smiley” mugshot,
he was crying like a lil bitch.
what?
okay fine.
he was “emotional” over his arrest.
better?
anyway daily mail has more…
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