chris brown is finally out.
out of jail,
that is.
it appears that snow bunny who accused him of:

“you get vexed,
and start swingin everywhere
me shifty?
now you wanna pistol whip me
pull out your nine,
while i cock on mine
yeah what pineapple?
i ain’t got time for this
so what pineapple?
i’m not tryin to hear that shit…”

…was allegedly lying.
he posted this on his ig…
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i knew chris brown would find himself on the news soon.
it was too quiet without some chris brown fuckery.
so chris brown was in a police stand off today.
yes.
it has come to this.
allegedly,
he waved a gun at some snow bunny in his crib.
this is what went down via la times…
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i gave mi my netflix password when she first got her.
i changed that shit as soon as she started showing her true colors.
well i’m glad i did because netflix is trying to put us all in jail!
this is what refinery29 has to say…
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sexting.
we have all done it.
it’s usually seen as foreplay before “12 play”.
sometimes you can sext all day and get “no play”.
i have sexted quite a few wolves and it went no where.
well who knew you could go to jail for it?
i certainly didn’t.
this black mini baller wolf now has a record because of it.
everyone meet levar allen.
he was sexting a snow bunny and well…
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some of these attentionitos ain’t shit.
they will neglect their loves ones to cheat with their main hoe.
the main hoe name is “gym”.

“where you at?”
“in the gym.”

“who is that in the background?”
“at the gym.”

“where are you going at 3am?”
“to see the gym.”

these attentionistos/nistas obsessed with the gym nowadays.
if they could sleep and eat there,
they would sleep on a treadmill and pay rent.
well this one gym attentionisto,
by the name of solomn allen,
left his cub in the car to go train a client.
the cub was 18 months old.
check this story sent in by the f-bi via daily mail…
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i still don’t understand it.
i seriously don’t.
how can darren sharper…
this attractive ex baller wolf…
one who could probably get pussy by the pound…
…end up drugging and raping unsuspecting vixens?
it baffles me.
well he will have a long time to think about his crimes…
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