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@saybryant wants the foxhole and haters to get off his dick for liking what he likes

types.
on social media,
where bawdy parts on full display,
it’s easy to get caught up in your fantasies.
in real life,
i’ve always fucked heavy with vibes.
the best sex i’ve ever had was a fantasy wolf,
but i met him on a chat site for a dick appointment purposes.
the other wolves i’ve really been interested offline were handsome af,
had one or two nice bawdy parts,
had all kinds of complexions,
and OD on the charisma.
all of them were OD on emotionally unavailable and wasting my time tho.
i always vibe with the most damaged and intimated by their attraction to me.
*eye roll*
@saybryant is upset you all think he is a colorist in that last entry.
he shared this on his ig…
the ig algorithm is bizarre, right?

i don’t understand the ig algorithm at all.
sometimes i think i’ve cracked the code,
but then i’m thrown for a loop of confusion.
i don’t know if you’ve noticed…
emma “leezy” chartol, andre marhold’s baby mama, is taking back her power

the caption for this picture tho…

jeffree finally did the blood and cum exchange sacrifice for longer life?
i kid.
kinda.
so as andre marhold’s baby mama,
emma “leezy” chartol,
i know this shit-uation is probably all still a shock for her.
her baby daddy allegedly left her for lord voldermort and she’s in pure confuzzlement.
you know she has something to say.
well you’re in luck because a foxholer sent me her exclusive interview.
she is taking back her power ya’ll…
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so nate from hbo’s “euphoria” has dropped maddie and decided to come out ?

white gays are having the best week ever.
they seem to be snagging all the good dick out here.
first of all,
i didn’t even know jacob elordi,
who plays nate on hbo’s “euphoria”,
was even gay or bi.
i thought he was in an alleged relationship with zendaya.
i guess i was wrong because…
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andrew gillum has something to say about kamala harris

andrew gillum is dipping another toe in the water.
he is slowly making sure he keeps his name out here.
he wished obama a happy birthday:
and now he has something to say about kamala harris on his ig…
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foxhole, britney wants you to know it’s not a rose! it’s soap! (it’s just soap)

this looks like the real britney spears.
depending on who you speak to,
they’d tell you that this:
…is a designer imposter.
it’s no surprise that britney has been off for a while now.
i saw a recent video that had me put my hand to my mouth.
it was her in the tub letting us know a rose really wasn’t a rose…
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