madonna is ruining her legacy.
she s the biggest female pop star since the late 80s.
well instead her finding a seat on her throne,
she is out here acting like she is having a serious mid life crisis.
so she has a new album called “rebel heart” that is coming out this year.
the singles are not selling well so you know what that means?
attentionista on fleek.
she threw up 3 pictures today of 3 blacks she deemed as “rebels”…
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chris brown has tried his hand at many looks.
i personally like the “takers” era.
that was when he looked healthy and “bath and body works”.
he has also had many hairstyles.
so chris and tyga are both coming out with a joint album this year.
it will be called “fan of a fan: the album“.
well they released a promo shot and chris has gone hipster…
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at some point,
i found rapper yg attractive.
yes.
yes i did.
you have permission to judge me.
 he looks like he got good smoke,
good drank,
and good entertainment between “11pm to 3am”.
sounds like a good damn time to me!
today his pregnant vixen named caatelyn…
she decided to do the utmost ratchet on her instagram.
there was talk of alleged herpes.
yes.
check this…
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if jesus walked on earth,
i think he would look like ( x omarion ryan ) and have a gym membership.
it would give us a good reason to get down on your knees right?
okay.
i’ll pour the gasoline on my draws now.

lowkey: the things i would do to a wolf with this body.
shiiiiiiiiidddddddd….
i think he would break up with me for being too sexual.

*photo credited to omarion ryan

now before everyone has a heart attack,
lets review the evidence.
so as you know,
chris brown and karrueche broke up a couple weeks ago.
he threw her under the bus.
she threw him.
he ended up apologizing.
she appeared to have gained some sort of common sense.
the whole thing was ( x messy AF ).
well they were spotted coming out a club on christmas eve like ( x so ).
she ran like she saw a ghost.
well today karreuche puts this up on her instagram…

Continue reading “Chris Brown May Have Got Down On Dem Knees for Karrueche” →

i have a couple questions and there are not meant to be insulting.
okay ready?
here goes…
have you ever looked in the mirror and thought you were “ugly”?
have you looked in the mirror and one flaw meant the end of the world?
and have you ever compared yourself to other people?
its okay.
you don’t need to feel embarrassed.
i’m not going to judge you.
its just me and you.
trust a lot of us have felt that way once or twice in our lives.
many people no matter how:

attractive
how much money they have
getting good pussy/ass/pipe on the regular

…feel that way every single day.
well you may suffer from “body dysmorphic disorder” and not even realize it.
i’ll tell you what that is…
Continue reading “My Mirror Tells Me That I’m Ugly” →