Face Off At The Tyra School of Smize: Keith Carlos vs Tyson Beckford?

tyvskeithcalm down wolves!
foxi j hasn’t had his breakfast yet.
okay so if you didn’t know,
tyson beckford and keith carlos were born on the same day.
that day being today.
dec 19th.
keith has always acknowledged that he and ty ty were birthday twins.
well when keith went to go wish tyson a happy birthday today,
i guess he got this…
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I Want To Look Like Kim Kardashian So I Can Get Good Black Dack

Kim-Kardashian-Bra-Sizeif i looked like kim kardashian,
pre cat face,
i would probably be riding some dack right now.
probably serfboartin’ a sexy attentionisto/hood star.
i’d have no kids,
my bills would be paid,
and i’d have 100k followers on my social media accounts.
i would have a legit job and be a “model” of some sort on the side.
i’d have 2,000 unanswered texts.
why?
all wolves fiending for a taste of my sweet tight waterfall pussy.

aaahhh life would be sweet!
well apparently that was the thought of jordan james parke.
he dropped 150k just to look like kim.
this is the results…
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I Wouldn’t Mind Seeing Saury With A Calendar

tumblr_mlks856X2O1r7993do1_500this is one of my favorite dominican wolves.
i’ve mentioned saury valerio before.
foxholer lin actually found his name for us.
thanks lin.
well i think saury is sexy as hell.
personally speaking.
i think i’d like to see him put together a calendar.
why you ask?…
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So Drake Helps Fan Who Was Contemplating Suicide?

Screen Shot 2014-12-14 at 3.54.12 PMhow funny…
i started typing this and k michelle’s “drake would love me” came on.
i believe drake has a good heart.
you can tell he was raised good.
one of his fans posted a heartfelt comment about how they wanted to give up.
this is what he allegedly said…
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BoB Wants You To Like His Eggplant

Screen Shot 2014-12-13 at 9.31.38 PMi always thought bob was one of handsome rapper wolves.
he really has a nice face.
those lips are also not to be played with.
well he took a picture yesterday for us to see his eggplant…
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So Yung Berg Likes Alleged “Dark Butts” After All or Nah?

Screen Shot 2014-12-09 at 9.04.43 PMyung berg takes weird pictures on instagram.
thats just a side bar.
anyway…
his “i don’t like dark butts” foolishness may come back to bite him.
…right in his ass.
or someone else ass?
who knows anymore.
so an f-bi sent me the alleged teenager he was with…
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