life always stops when ye goes on an epic rant.
this time he is going off on jimmy kimmel about a spoof he did.
he also dropped something in his rant about ben affleck i didn’t see coming.
so it all started because of this…

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khloe.
good move.
he looks hood, dumb, and got that “fuck you stupid” pipe.
everyone meet the game’s brother deandre morris aka byrd.
i always see him working out with fine ass game,
but i thought he was a friend.
who knew he was laying his pipe up in a kardashian as well?
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i get the most random texts throughout the day from my people.
it always makes for entertaining conversations while they are at work.
so i have my vixen home girl i talked about before.
ive known her since freshman year of high school.
she moved to another state a few years ago.
we’ll call her karoke from now on.
so karoke sent me a text about this dude that started talkin to her.
he had a weird request and she wanted me to share it with me…
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well we lost another nfl baller wolf to suicide yesterday.
this time it’s a former baller wolf,
paul oliver,
who use to play for the chargers.
its a shame he had to end it like this…
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i love when daddy washes the car without going to the car wash.
i could watch him all day.
i wonder if he’ll buff out my detailing later?

burning bridges is a big no no.
“the feet you step on today maybe the ass you kiss tomorrow.”
one of my favorites.
its one thing to burn a bridge with that idiot wolf with the good dick.
he is an idiot,
but you only keep him around because the sex is satisfying.
well there are plenty of idiot wolves with good dick everywhere so bye.
you may fall in and out of friendships/people in life,
but i always say end it with your hands clean.
all that clappin’ back is not needed.
your reputation is one thing that is hard to ( x clean up once tarnished ).
so you don’t want be the one who always burns bridges around you.
maintaining and keeping networks is the key to being successful in life.
who you know is truly what you know.
a brain and talent can only get you so far,
but a person who believes in you can actually make you a star.
there is definitely levels to this shit.
my old job made me think i burned a bridge with a good friend….
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