so ya’ll out here with shit in yo drawz because it’s normal for men?

cc: thearsevase

the pretty vixen and i were having a conversation about males the other day.
we said a lot of shit,
but she said the following:

“Males are actually really gross.”

that statement can be true for some.
back in the day,
this one wolf told me how he hated eating my home fox groceries.
“he always has dingle berries stuck to his ass hair.”
my home wolf told me the other day he had a vixen suck his dick after a day of not showering.
he said his balls was extra ripe,
but she did it anyway.
a vix-bi sent me the following tweet and i nearly gagged

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aj dillon will crush you with his bawdy parts

i forgot just how fine some baller wolves are.
oooooooh weee.
i was in the woods over the weekend,
but the foxhole was hitting me up about aj dillon.
aj played for boston college,
but now he plays professionally for the greenbay packers.
he was in training camp a while back,
but all the foxholer was talmbout was
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lebron james is the epitome of bde

i’m prepared to font it.
dragged,
be damned.

Lebron James is the sexiest baller wolf in the NBA

i’m glad to get that off my chest.
sex appeal isn’t all about “looks” for me.
it’s about how a male carries himself.
it’s that confidence.
confidence (and intelligence) is sexy af to me.
granted that lebron comes with sick bawdy,
a confident walk,
and the best pair of bow legs.
he carries himself like he knows he is “it” and whew i-
today,
lebron put on his best cocoa butter on his way to the nba bubble.
well…
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christopher joyner wants us to join him (and his penis) on a new journey

for the life of me,
i couldn’t figure out where i saw christopher joyner before.
i was like is he an actor?
a singer?
rapper?
have i messed with a lookalike in my past?

it clicked to me this video i posted on the foxhole ig:

“oooooh!
he’s the one with the nice pipe!”.
copy.
well christopher is fine af
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you can have king nate for a price i think most can afford

i love a tall and lean wolf.
you know the types.
the ones that as soon as they walk in the room,
they tower over all the lessers.
plus,
they can pick my little ass up and have their way with me.
king nate strikes me as that type.
he commands attention ig,
standing tall at 6’6.
this helps as well:

oh Jesus.
of course,
king nate has an onlyfans in today’s climate,
but his is different from the rest.
why?…
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dj pauly d is part of “beard gang strong” now

ya’ll know i don’t fuck with reality tv too tough,
but i did think dj pauly d from “jersey shore” was cute.
i can’t tell you if he was one of the good wolves,
or a plain ol fuck boi,
but he was always the one i’d “look at”.
well pauly d has a new look these days.
this is what he looks like now via his ig

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