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Hazel-E IG Meltdown Was Not Sponsored By Duracell

yes.
that is a real animal.
literally.
this is one of the reasons i’m glad i stay off of reality tv.
we tend to give those who don’t deserve it a platform.
hazel-e,
one of the “somethings” on “love and hiphop hollywood”,
went on some kind of ig meltdown dissing black vixens.
strike 2.
strike 1 is that face of hers.
it was the rant against the gays that really banished her tho.
well the jackal she dates,
@roseburgandy,
went on the rant and she cosigned…

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The Immortal Lies of Phaedra Parks?

welp.
i love when things come full circle.
from the time phaedra parks hit “rhoa”,
i never cared for her.
shit hit the fan at this season 9 reunion
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When The Regret Is Strong (and The Tears Are Salty)

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be careful what you wish for.
look at trump
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FOOL! FOOL! FOOL I AM!

fool-2015there is an old song with the lyrics:

“everyone plays the fool,
sometime.”

…and don’t think you won’t.
you’re not immune to doing dumb shit.

you are not immune to meeting a jackal in pretty fur
you are not immune by all your friends turning on you
you are not immune to losing all your money
you are not immune to being outed and embarrassed
you are also not immune to catching a fatal disease

which is why when older animals look down on me,
i want to say:

“muthafucka get the fuck off your high horse.
you know damn well you was ack’in a damn fool out here.
its a wonder you don’t have aids.”

giphylife can hand you 9 wins,
but you could lose big on the 10th.
you know what tho?
sometimes its a good thing to be “the fool”…
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How You Gonna Call Your Teammate A “Half Ni66er”?

richie_505603ai just read what richie incognito left on teammate jonathan martin’s voicemail.
now i see why he was suspended indefinitely…
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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET ON MY KANYE WEST TYPE OF RANT THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

I Hate Stupid Fuckin’ Assholes Like This!

Screen Shot 2013-06-18 at 2.19.57 PMi swear….
twitter has made people lose all common sense.
this can’t be real life and all for a j cole retweet

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