blac chyna and rob kardashian are getting married.
that is her posing with the ring of instagram.
did he buy that from his allowance?
can i say i completely tuning in to this foolishness?
she even posted a close up of the rock with this caption…
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well i’ll be the first to say it.
i was completely wrong about ciara and russell wilson.
i thought they were some pr constructed couple.
clearly not…
  they just got engaged.
you read right.
ENGAGED!
of course it was all caught on ig…
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well i guess time is up.
my time anyway.
kerry rhodes will not bust in my foxhole,
confess his undying love for me,
and take me to some remote destination to live happily ever after.
all while providing me with his credit card to prove it.
…and then i woke up.
well actually kerry did that to someone else.
he also gave them a ring to boot.
yes everyone.
you don’t even have to guess.
kerry rhodes,
foxhole favorite,
is engaged and well…
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so the first openly gay baller wolf,
michael sam,
is officially off the market.
yup.
if you were checkin’ for him to leave that snow fox,
you are completely dead outta luck because according to tmz…
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well foxhole,
two of the baller wolf favs are officially off the meat market.
i shed a tear earlier today at work.
minnesota viking,
adrian peterson,
married his long time fiance,
ashley.
they recently showed up to a charity event wearing weddings rings and confirmed the nuptials.
she also changed her twitter name to “peterson”.
  you know its real when that happens.
the other is new yawk giants,
victor cruz.
he actually proposed to his long time girlfriend and career “turn down for never”,
elaina watley.
here is the video…
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so this was weird.
not the picture.
although that looks weird.
anyway today i was walking to work and i said:

“i haven even seen lance gross in a minute.
i wonder what dark chocolate wolf is up too…”

…randomly.
maybe because i made some hersheys dark chocolate cookies the other night.
eh i dunno.
well i guess i got my answer from hip hollywood today…
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