well this is unexpected news,
but ex baller wolf terrell owens is tying the knot.
i know!
 i literally had to sit up for this story tmz just posted…
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evelyn lozada got me considering being a hoe in 2014.
i kid i kid.
i think…
you see that rock?
that’s a “licks my balls,
eats my ass,
swallows,
and still keeps suckin’ out leftover nut“ rock.
morals out.
hoe-in?
i’m not even gonna hate on the cum up.
literally.
i’m really starting to believe smart hoes are winning.
like i said being “the nice guy” is NOT the wave.
the ones on doing free work need not apply.
it can happen for “us”.
we just choose to fuck stupid dusty hood rats.
when “some” get a man with some cash money,
“some” fuck it up somehow.
see: all the queens in 2013 who had rich men.

lowkey: ( x jason arasheben ),
ceo of jason of beverly hills provider of diamond luxuries,
made the ring for ev and carl.

sheesh.
i hope this story has a happy ending.
literally.

x see more on evelyn’s instagram

how inappropriate!!!
even tho i tinkled myself from laughing.
you gotta watch out for these unfiltered thots.
they will do anything to ruin “the moment”.
such as the one you see here.
like what possess a human to say some shit like that out loud?
god i love the lower class.
anyway i’m sure dwyane wade said to himself:

“um a bunch of people sucked my dick in atlanta.
some with my teammates.
which one were you?”

lowkey: already starting out messy.
the ( x thot ) is kinda pretty tho.
too bad all she got was some nut and cherished memories.

ciara and future are allegedly engaged!
couldn’t be me.
that wolf already came with a village,
baby mama drama,
and an f-bi said she’s allegedly about to become another one.
am i the only one who would be stingy with my pussy if i was a vixen?
not every wolf could drop “open in 9 months” packages off up in there.
i like drop offs where i can see em:
my checking and savings account.
congrats tho!

lowkey: baby and drama free colin kaepernick tried to get at her on twitter.
her pussy is obviously on the fritz.

yeezus is about to marry his perfect bitch!
aren’t you excited?
*insert blatant sarcasm*
is it me,
or does she look less than thrilled in this photo?

low key: yeezus talmbout he doesn’t want a prenup.
i low key barfed.
i guess everything he spoke about on his first two albums was complete bullshit?

… and this is random as FUCK.
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