I Call Him Daddy Because He Really Is A Daddy

Favim.com-15307“everyone has fuckin’ kids nowadays!”
i was just telling someone that the other day.
funny how in a yesterday’s comment box,
someone echoed the same sentiment.
back in the day,
like way back in the 30s or 40s,
it use to be adults getting married and settling down.
having a child out of wedlock was frowned upon.
now anyone with a fresh wardrobe and instagram account is a daddy.
…and not in the good sexual way as it should be!
it’s really common to mess with a DILF.
“DADDY ID LIKE TAH F”.
it don’t even matter the age of the wolf because times have certainly changed.
the “daddy” movement is getting younger and younger.
hell that DILF could be a hot 21 and not 41.
some dudes have 2 to 7 kids before they even reach thirty.
he obviously knows his way around a hole and had a falling out with condoms.
i always wondered how that kid would feel knowing his dad is banging you out/getting banged out?
“call me daddy!” fantasy ruined… kinda?
i started to wonder…

Does it feel weird to mess with a DILF?

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I Hit On Him and Then He Hit Me

heartsok#havesandhavenots was the shit wasn’t it?
good damn tv.
well i couldn’t stop thinking about how wyatt extracted that confession out of jeffery.
that “look at that bulge” line tho…
with those tight ass pants jeffery had on and wyatt saw that?
in this lifestyle,
i call jeffery a “newbie”.
the one who hasn’t had his *safety seal broken.
(*safety seal: as soon as you do anything with the same sex.)
so  you are completely new to how this whole thing works.
you think that as soon as you say “me likey peen/booty“,
then everyone happens to feel the same way.
nope.
not a chance.
worse if you meet the wrong people(s),
you can be manipulated.
worse: outed.
i was once a victim…

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Oh, I’ll Fuck Your Brains Out Whenever… After You Sign This Contract.

Britain Obama Russia G20 my baller wolves,
wolves,
hybrids,
foxes,
vixens.
those who want to make sure their secrets are protected.
i have written about non disclosure agreements before.
there are way too many evil hoes out here lookin’ for a come up.
see: kerry rhodes and his drama.
BUT have no fear because jamari fox is here…

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The Pre Baller Wolf Who Came Out The Closet Was… Married.

remember larry fitzgerald’s twin,
kevin grayson,
from the earlier entry?

x see entry here

f-bi said not so fast.
looks like before he realized he was gay,
he was wifing this lil lady:

us_zps6ba82afathen he walked her down the aisle…

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A Pre-Baller Wolf Unlocks His Closet Door and Strolls Right On Out

even during a day off,
the f-bi still keeps me updated.
thank you fellas.
everyone meet kevin grayson:

former college pre baller wolf.
won awards.
got the recognition.
played ball in italy where he was the mvp.
nearly got drafted,
but he tore a ligament in his knee.
so what’s the big deal you ask?
well kevin recently followed the “jason collins new life” plan…

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You’re Not GAY Until You Say It

dream-hampton_jay-z-497hip hop journalist,
dream hampton ( x bio ),
decided to weigh in on some same sex issues today.
boy,
2013 has been off to a gay start, hasn’t it?
she says you are not gay until you self id as gay.
which means you can suck and fuck whoever you want.
just don’t say you are the “g” word.
look at what she had to say on her twitter this morning…

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