dez bryant is not happy camper.
hell i’m not.
i always pictured dez as some dick slangin’ super hero.
some groupie twitter account alleged she used a strap on dez.
or that he wanted it done in the near future.
check these tweets from their alleged sext episode…
lets say you were casting for a movie…
would you let these four baller wolves audition for you?
well i can see dwight howard in comedy,
michael crabtree in a romance flick,
shawn marion as a side kick in action movie,
and dez bryant in a porno.
well these four auditioned scenes from famous movies for relativity sports,
a division of relativity media,
a film studio that also produces tv and develops scripts plus distribution.
let’s see how they did for “we crush acting”…
life must be great for dez bryant, huh?
he has a problem.
… or does he?
dez has 2 vixens he is giving the pipe too.
he and that same pipe traveled to their college graduations,
where they uploaded pictures of him cheatin’ on instagram.
i swear instagram is the devil…
dez bryant is on house arrest.
he wanted to be a big bad wolf,
well they put him on time out with a whole gang of rules…
dez is so my type physically.
but, you know he is also on trial on the foxhole.
but, i won’t decide his judgement.
check a clip from his press conference from ESPN below…