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You Will Not Lie and Say You Banged Dez Bryant With A Strap On

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dez bryant is not happy camper.
hell i’m not.
i always pictured dez as some dick slangin’ super hero.
some groupie twitter account alleged she used a strap on dez.
or that he wanted it done in the near future.
check these tweets from their alleged sext episode…

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If This Is An Example of How These Baller Wolves Role Play Then…

actorwolveslets say you were casting for a movie…
would you let these four baller wolves audition for you?
well i can see dwight howard in comedy,
michael crabtree in a romance flick,
shawn marion as a side kick in action movie,
and dez bryant in a porno.
well these four auditioned scenes from famous movies for relativity sports,
a division of relativity media,
a film studio that also produces tv and develops scripts plus distribution.
let’s see how they did for “we crush acting”

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Dez Bryant Likes His Cake and Ice Cream From Different Colleges

tumblr_me8832kF0N1rkfyxlo1_1280life must be great for dez bryant, huh?
he has a problem.
… or does he?
dez has 2 vixens he is giving the pipe too.
he and that same pipe traveled to their college graduations,
where they uploaded pictures of him cheatin’ on instagram.
i swear instagram is the devil

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What’s Dez Bryant Got to Do With It?

tumblr_mkpol83ey61qk5j8to2_500a whole fuckin’ lot,
that’s what!
you already know.

he still remains one of the favorites inside the foxhole.
he always seem to drip chocolate everywhere…

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Don’t Even Think Of Sneaking In Dez Bryant’s Crib To Get Some

dez bryant is on house arrest.
yup.
he wanted to be a big bad wolf,
well they put him on time out with a whole gang of rules…

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Dez Bryant: The Press Conference (YOUR 39th THOUGHT)

dez is so my type physically.
sigh.
but, you know he is also on trial on the foxhole.
but, i won’t decide his judgement.
you will.

check a clip from his press conference from ESPN below…

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