i would have slapped her.
sorry.
don’t even think of spitting on me and living to tell that tale.
that caretaker is there to assist her ass and that “got me fucked up” turned tf up.
when the pretty vixen sent me this from “hollywood unlocked“:

 

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… i was annoyed,
but then this weird update happened…

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everyone should know how the carribean animals dance.
it is basically fuckin’ with no clothes on.
those who never been to a carribean party are usually shocked.
hell,
most dancing has a sexual nature to it.
it isn’t this:

although my snow wolf in the front was gittin’ it!
iman shumpert and teyana taylor got down at a party and…
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someone was feelin it after they won.
well as he should.
cameras were allowed into the seahawks locker room post game (um, yay),
where they caught marshawn lynch dancing to philthy rich “ready 2 ride”…

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vin diesel made a random video he wanted to share with the foxhole.
he is dancing to katy perry’s “dark horse” and beyonce’s “drunk in love”…
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so when i first met corbin bleu,
it was at an event a couple years ago.
i didn’t even know who he was,
but he walked up and shook my hand.
we didn’t talk long,
but i remember him being very nice.
i appreciate celebrities like that.
well corbin is now on dancing with the stars this season.
my favorite assologist sent me emails for the wolves because…
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wait a damn minute britney.
hold on dammit.
one of my fav twitter f-bi alerted me that britney’s new video for “work bitch” was out.
i hate that song,
but i wanted to see if britney would “brang” it with the dancing.
well…
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