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let me add you to my close friends so you can see my nudes

besides tiktok and vine,
i’ve been on pretty much every social media.
some hit; others didn’t.
my social media experience goes like this:

If I want you to see something,
I will.
If I don’t,
you won’t.

i’m pretty open on my social media platforms.
you see how transparent i am on the foxhole.
i’ve never used the “close friends” feature because,
oh,
i dunno:

My close friends are in real life and have my phone number.

twitter is coming out with an interesting new feature like all the others

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when you’re a depressed pastor who is filled with anxiety, show off your big penis in “close friends” on ig

young and good-looking pastors make me nervous.
they often know the power they wield.
i’ve known many who use their looks to get more money out of their congregation.
vixens,
and gay males,
will become groupies.
jamari fox stopped being fooled or impressed after all i’ve been through with church folks.
darnell barrett from “hillsong church” in jersey,
who is also married,
wanted to show off his workout goals.
instead,
he wanted to show off his big penis in “close friends” on ig to one of his church members…

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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

darrel walls learned that your close friends list on IG ain’t really that close

this story is very similar to how king agu and clouse were outed.
allegedly,
they posted themselves kissing on their close friends on ig and someone screen swiped it.
( x see that entry here )
i’ll be 100 with you:

I think “Close Friends” is stupid

i don’t do it on any of my social media accounts.
that shit can be screen shot/recorded and passed around like mono.
if i don’t want the forests to know something,
i’m not posting it under the guise of “close friends”.
this is allegedly how gospel singer,
darrel walls,
got caught up and outed…

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