first of all,
coach kellz aka mikeal gregg is yummy AF.
it’s the lips and the bawdy and that nice penis for me.
in my head and totally my opinion:

i still think he fucked that vixen and turned her into a stalker.
nothing about that story made sense to me.

he always struck me as the type of wolf who folks think is completely unserious:

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…but that is all a lie!
he is actually serious,
and a lowkey fuck boi,
and a menace to vaginal societies.
anyhoo,
i was high key annoyed he went on the likes of “love cabin“.
it must have been some kind of hollywood humiliation ritual,
because i saw he got a major hollywood career upgrade…

look at 50’s power.
he went campaigning behind mo’nique and moves are being made.
as you know,
he called out tyler perry and oprah to apologize to mo’nique.
( x see that here )
lee daniels,
who has also been involved in mo’nique’s past call outs,
decided to let bygones be bygones because…
Continue reading “50 CENT IS OUT HERE BRINGING FOLKS TOGETHER AWWEE (MO’NIQUE AND LEE DANIELS)” →

i want them to do storm from x-men movies right.
halle berry was decent,
but alexandra shipp was the pitts.

i’m ready to see another actress be storm.
well i’m in luck because x-men fans want someone else to play storm too.
they even started a petition to get this actress…
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one of the fav disney movies is “the little mermaid“.
i remember being obsessed with this movie.
it was to the point i wanted to grow a tail and become a merman.
even though “ariel” is pretty problematic,
this movie brings back a ton of memories for me.
on the wave of “live action/disney“,
they casted who “ariel” will be played by.
once it was announced,
you know “who” is currently having meltdowns as we font…

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i think i’ve got super powers too.
so the other day,
on my commute to work,
i saw this video on my twitter feed:

…and i said to myself that he should be in a movie.
his name is “@hesosoutheast”,
but he goes by “super bitch”.
he would do good in an action movie or something.
i mean,
sexuality aside,
he’s super athletic and was back flippin’ in knee high boots.
i guess The Universe did a follow up because it looks to be in fruition.
big daddy,
aka lee daniels,
wants to make the first gay super hero movie starring him.
this is what he put up on his ig…
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listen,
i couldn’t wait to get home to font about this.
so ^that’s “big titty tasha” aka dominque perry from “insecure”.
one of my favorite shows that comes back in 3 months.
well i remember when she put this up on her ig:

…and everyone was trying to figure out who the baby daddy was.
from the caption,
it seems like it was un-planned aka “he gone”.
it was so random,
but i had a feeling there was a brewing story behind it.
well,
it turns out i was right!
so the cub was born:

…but guess who the father is…
Continue reading ““Insecure” Sex Scenes Literally Getting Cast Members Pregnant Out Here” →