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the new ariel is definitely NOT what i expected

one of the fav disney movies is “the little mermaid“.
i remember being obsessed with this movie.
it was to the point i wanted to grow a tail and become a merman.
even though ariel” is pretty problematic,
this movie brings back a ton of memories for me.
on the wave of “live action/disney“,
they casted who “ariel” will be played by.
once it was announced,
you know “who” is currently having meltdowns as we font…

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bam! bitch went down! all thanks to super bitch!

i think i’ve got super powers too.
so the other day,
on my commute to work,
i saw this video on my twitter feed:

…and i said to myself that he should be in a movie.
his name is “@hesosoutheast”,
but he goes by “super bitch”.
he would do good in an action movie or something.
i mean,
sexuality aside,
he’s super athletic and was back flippin’ in knee high boots.
i guess The Universe did a follow up because it looks to be in fruition.
big daddy,
aka lee daniels,
wants to make the first gay super hero movie starring him.
this is what he put up on his ig
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“Insecure” Sex Scenes Literally Getting Cast Members Pregnant Out Here

listen,
i couldn’t wait to get home to font about this.
so ^that’s “big titty tasha” aka dominque perry from “insecure”.
one of my favorite shows that comes back in 3 months.
well i remember when she put this up on her ig:

…and everyone was trying to figure out who the baby daddy was.
from the caption,
it seems like it was un-planned aka “he gone”.
it was so random,
but i had a feeling there was a brewing story behind it.
well,
it turns out i was right!
so the cub was born:

…but guess who the father is…
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There Is Something “About Him” That Got Him Casted

“about him” from signal tv has definitely going through some changes.
i don’t even think the original line up is still on there.
i could be wrong since i haven’t been keeping up.
well there is about to be an alleged new cast member on the show.
take a look foxhole…
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Mario Rodriguez Jr Does Madea (Blink)

Screen Shot 2016-08-28 at 1.30.09 PMit’s good to be a light skinned-ed and pretty wolf.
ask mario rodriguez jr.
mario has gone from collecting “likes” to cashing “movie checks”.
tyler perry,
who loves to give us “light skinnd-ed and pretty” in his productions,
casted mario in his upcoming flick:

BOO! A MADEA HALLOWEEN

i can’t even at the title…
well mario posted the good news on ( x his ig ).
here is the trailer
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Simone Biles Wants You To Eye Roll With Her Biopic

simone-biles-3i love the delusional…
so simone biles,
our olympic gymnast vixen,
doesn’t seem to own a mirror.
that or she wears her rose colored glasses everywhere.
i don’t think she knows what she looks like.
well she was asked on access hollywood:

“Who would you want to play you in a movie?”

this is what she answered
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