what i love about streaming music,
we can listen to so many albums we never gave a chance.
sidebar: the other day i was listening to fiona apple’s album,
“tidal”.
lowkey obsessed.
so i was actually listening to britney’s older discography the other night.
some of her bubblicious pop music has aged terribly,
but even still,
she has a serious catalog of hits.
well,
she turned 36 today.
happy birthday britney!
madonna decided to sing “toxic” for “world’s aids day” yesterday.

“toxic”…
for world’s aids day…
madonna…
i can’t.
britney decided to return the acapella favor with elvis presley’s,
“can’t help falling in love”…

Continue reading “Britney Spears Shows You What “Vocals” Are” →

…literally.
so frank ocean‘s birthday was yesterday.
he always gave off a heavy “introvert”.
i would imagine a quiet birthday surrounded by friends and family.
…in my head.
well,
my head is wrong.
frank ocean threw a birthday party yesterday.
the theme?
a ball.
check out a couple snippets from it…
Continue reading “Frank Ocean Was The Beau of The Ball” →

today is ciara‘s birthday.
she turned 32.
look at what her husband,
russell wilson,
sent to her via his instagram…
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i hate when pineapples do spiteful shit like this…
so nicki minaj is still grasping at straws.
i kinda forgot all about her.
she popped up on my tl rapping…

…and thought it was an impersonator.
she is light af.
well,
nicki claims that foxy brown is her hip hop “influence”.
yes.
a whole inga marchand.
this is what she put on her ig for foxy’s birthday…
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i’m so glad i didn’t have to “penis measure” to my father.
that would have been exciting.
/endsarcasm
Lord knows i would have failed.
well boosie,
a rapping jackal supreme,
male cub had a birthday recently.
in “fathers doing too much” news,
this is what boosie allegedly told him on instagram…
Continue reading ““I’d Like Head For My 10 Years On Earth Dad!” Boosie Thought.” →

i actually appreciate it when someone wishes ill on me.
after that,
life has a way of proving them wrong.
azealia banks has been out of control with so many.
they all continue to move forward and she…
well…
so ^that tweet went viral yesterday and this was her response…
Continue reading ““You’ll Be Dead Before U Turn 21”” →