bobby shmurda, bundles, beds, and the possibility of balls?

all i got was ^this and a dm saying:

“WTF IS HAPPENING HERE?”

i love when ya’ll send me shit in dramatic.
wellllllll….
it looks like bobby shmurda using someone’s bundles as a pillow.
when i focused all the way…

allegedly“.
so i get on twitter and saw this…

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the ultimate bed for a lot of chillin’ and netflix

the future is here foxhole.
we are almost like “the jetsons“.
we just need some flying cars and the ability to teleport.
we almost there tho.
how would you feel about this bed:

cute set up,
right?
well a foxholer sent me why this is the ultimate bed for “netflix and full chill“...
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azealia banks has a problem with nicki minaj (who next?)

i won’t even have this entry start with how,
when i woke up the other day,
i got a notice nicki’s team allegedly pulled my entry off twitter.
we won’t start with that.
we will start on how azealia banks has an issue with nicki minaj.
so nicki posted that pictures/video of her in a mermaid suit on ig:

it’s a bts shot of her new video for “bed”.
well azealia had this to font…
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My iPhone Put Me On Time Out

the last couple days have been wack.
i find when i’m really out of it,
i try to stay busy as i can.
well i noticed that my iphone battery was getting hot af and dying fast.
it made no sense that…

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This Is What Happens When You Aren’t Home

constedujourokay imagine this…
you leave to go to work everyday and went you get back,
you can sense something happened in your crib.
you know when someone has been in your space.
it’s like the energy is off.
you start noticing your bed wasn’t how you left it.
you can’t prove anything,
but you know something is definitely up.
you decide to set up a hidden video camera to record your bedroom.
when you get home and reviewed the video,
this is what you saw via the smoking gun
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I’d Rather Be Alone (In Bed)

bright-burning-camp-camping-favim-com-3586505jamari fox was empty today.
i was literally running on empty.
i had no urge to do anything.
my day started out with
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