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The One Time Chris Brown Doesn’t Like A Naked Vixen In His Bed

tumblr_nkehpmGijP1rirxvyo1_500so wednesday night,
chris brown was in for a surprise.
some vixen was waiting for him naked in bed.
in my head,
and i’m sure yours and probably karrueche,
this is probably just another day in his life.
well this is what really happened via tmz
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justin-bieber-10-28-13-1lil za (who?).
lil twist (what?).
justin bieber.
this picture had everyone talking when lil za posted it ( x 2 weeks ago ) on instagram.
but like a good pr team,
here comes that alleged “whore” scandal the other day.
besides the obvious jokes that write themselves:
why is biebz hanging out with these two slackers?
i don’t trust em.
thanks to the f-bi alerting me of the antics.

x found at e! online

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Sex So Good It Got You Suckin’ Ya Thumb

Kim-as-Samantha-Jones-samantha-jones-24117197-500-282i’m sure thats what even vixen is saying after they saw the following…

first of all,
i had to ask if this was even real?
this picture has been circulating on fb,
and one of the f-bi sent me the full story.
yup “no days off” even on the holiday.
so a vixen comes home and catches her man in bed…
WITH ANOTHER MAN!
*cues dramatic soap opera music*
i can’t…

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Desperately Seeking Relevance?

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….again?
i guess we can expect this every month.
anyway in my absence,
you guys were on it as usual.
had about 20 emails in my box about this.
even some mentions on twitter.
i watched the video that peanut leaked for the first time this morning.
and well…

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What Happens When His Mama Catches You Having Sex…

to be a teenager again.
so he:

Screen Shot 2013-04-09 at 3.28.35 PM…brings you to his mama house.
he gets a nice good stroke in and his mama walks in.
what happens?
this happens…

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foXXX: A Little Fun With The Ex

sex with the ex.
when you need someone you know will smash you good,
but without the hassle of finding someone new…

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