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Omarion Has A New Beard

lighten up on the beijing o-cakes.
so omarion is looking more grown up.
i guess he is trying to shed that “lil ~~fox~~ guy” image.
well when you are 4’11,
that’s no easy task.
ask: bow wow.
either way,
this new beard of his is pretty and super thick.
inspiration: suge knight?
i dunno if i like it yet.
maybe i need to see it in motion.
picture courtesy: his instagram

Oh That’s My Baby Over There With His Pretty Pussy

sexy ass duncan james
(who always looks porn ready),
of the brit boy band blue,
had a beard.
shocked face!
actually he had a couple.
not a beard on his face silly.
he had a couple industry chicks playing:

“this is who i want you to believe i’m fuckin'”
duncan admitted who was playing his “girlfriend for the cameras”…

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Everyone Meet My Brand New Piece of Pussy.

beard.
it has two definitions.
it can be that thing you have on your face when you don’t shave for 2 weeks.
like, now.
baby when do you plan on getting a cut?
you look terrible.
or it could be:

yup.
the big breasted,
shiny haired,
“look like you have good pussy”,
vixen you usually saw in your dreams or a magazine spread for bras.
today foxhole,
we gonna talk about the beard,
or to some of us:
friend…

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I’m The One Who Owns That Pipe. The Bitch He Is With Is Just A Stand In.

Miranda was what you would call:
“a low down dirty slut bag of a bitch kind of ho“.
We all know those types.
She would mess with various Wolves to fulfill her need for penis.
She did not care if they were single, married, or on their death bed,
she would be ready to suck and fuck with no hesitation.
He just had to be cute, paid, and have some bomb ass pipe.
To other Vixens she was poison and you know what?
She didn’t give a shit about her reputation.
If her name was Mark, we would applaud her conquests.
Is it a contradiction?

*****

Miranda is the standard “a low down dirty slut bag of a bitch kind of ho” in the Vixen world.
You see her coming, you put your menstrual blood in his lasagna to put a spell on him.
But what about the Jackal named Mark doing the same?
Those same Vixens want to sit up and hear his illicit tales of “D/L Wolves Who Steal Booty In The Midnight Hours“.
Does he get a pass for his messing with married and taken Wolves?
I had to ask…

Is it okay to be a ho in this lifestyle?

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Hi, I’m CoochieLana and I’ll Be Your Wolf’s Beard Today!

Im just letting all you Baller Wolves know reading…
That I will be also doing a screening for your beards when you are with me…
Like these two:

I need to like her ass too.

So my Vixens over at Baller Alert came up with a list for other Vixens to become beards.
Something I am all too familiar with when your image needs a cute hoe on your arm…