i hate rush hour.
coming home for me is like being squeezed into a sardine can.
all that pushing and shoving just to get on the train…
ugh.
its like a fight to see who can get and stay on.
people don’t even give a fuck either.
they will squeeze themselves in a tight spot just to get in.
well tonight,
this someone squeezed himself in my tight spot and…
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so chris smith has responded to the allegations.
where?
instagram!
well an f-bi sent me his statement and here it goes…
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so there maybe something to these attentionistos after all…
so everyone meet chris smith.
he is pretty fine and i think i’ve featured him before.
well mto decided to out chris “outside of instagram” relations today.
it seems like he was allegedly messing around with a…
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these days,
the attentionistos come in all shapes and sizes.
some are gay as hell.
others are straight as well.
then there are those that you would assume run in the foxhole,
but are actually married with cubs.
to a vixen.
with an actual vagina.
not post-op.
welp that is mory fofanah.
the married attentionsito with cubs.
i been sniffin’ around his instagram since ( x my entry ) on him and well…
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i still get chills when i think about ( x t mobile commercial ).
#neverforget
so reggie bush has been traded to the 49ers.
he joins colin kaepernick and vernon davis next season.
tmz sports caught up with him to ask his thoughts and well…
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so nicki minaj x,
safaree,
is trying to make us thirsty on instagram.
welcome to another exciting round of “thirst trap 101”!…
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