i was sitting there,
watching my “how to get away with murder” tonight,
(my absolute #1 show this tv season)
and then it hit me.

“i…
i’m gay.
i like the menz.”

you know how hard i been struggling in the name of jesus.
fighting my straightness for as long as i have been.
cause you know…
well let me show you the scene that fucked that all up…
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well god has blessed me…
and i’m sure he has blessed you.
spanish papi and baller wolf of dreams,
victor cruz,
got some alleged pipe leakage for us.
its seems slapmyfatty is on a “role” these days.
get it?
okay corny joke i know.
well here is what he had to offer us.
allegedly...

who really has time to notice when he does ^this?
so i like tpindell.
if you don’t know who he is,
he happens to be a hilarious youtuber.
you have to check out his stuff.
seriously.
well aside from being funny,
and charming,
he also works hard on his wolf like bawdy.
i mean look at this…
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we’ll just be taking a trip with someone packin’ bawdy.
my favorite!
so the dominicans in new yawk are always sexy as hell.
i hear good things about dominicans.
their usually have thick bawdies and nice butts.
sexually i hear they are freaky as hell.
well everyone meet maravilla.
he is a straight dominican wolf from new yawk and well…
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i hate rush hour.
coming home for me is like being squeezed into a sardine can.
all that pushing and shoving just to get on the train…
ugh.
its like a fight to see who can get and stay on.
people don’t even give a fuck either.
they will squeeze themselves in a tight spot just to get in.
well tonight,
this someone squeezed himself in my tight spot and…
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so chris smith has responded to the allegations.
where?
instagram!
well an f-bi sent me his statement and here it goes…
Continue reading ““Get Outed With Chris Smith”: His Response!” →