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Your Instagramification Is Ruining You

instagramification – the desire of putting all of YOU on social media.
we know everything about you,
but we never met you a day in our lives.

new foxhole term.
yeah so your interest is dying due to all your social media apps.

for someone like me,
i don’t even want to look at your insta-snaps.
that will further put the nail in the coffin of my interest of you.
alas,
jamari fox is here to help you.
i’ll always look out for the foxhole.
i’ll give you two and save the rest for another time.
what?
i can’t give you everything….

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Idris Elba Wants The “Pounding Of His Yams” To Be Perfect

every time i see that “pounding of the yams” thing,
i laugh and get a bit turned on.
i’ll save my ratchetness for another time.
so valentine’s day is about a week away.

Who is going on that Valentine’s date with Idris Elba?

this is for my vixens.
i don’t think this one is “foxhole friendly”
…or could it?
idris has teamed up with omaze for a night you may never forget.
( x see that entry here )
well since idris wants this date to be perfect,
he has teamed up with advisors to make sure everything goes smooth.
check out this video of what they spoke about…
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Orlando Brown Helps To Allegedly Out Tremaine Neverson?

orlando brown,
who use to star on “that’s so raven” and is the resident alleged crackhead,
has a message for keke palmer.
he has some words of advice for her in regards to tremaine neverson.
“trey songz”,
for those who haven’t been in the foxhole long.
keke and tremaine had some confusion a couple weeks ago.
( x read bout it here )

this is what orlando had to say to her via ig
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the fox who cried to the fione taken wolf

screenshot2013-11-04at10-22-40ami knew i was going to the event thursday night,
which started at 8pm (or was supposed to start),
so i decided to stay at work until then.
while as i waiting,
a fione wolf that i met earlier this year strolled into my office.
( x check old entry here )
thank god i was already looking fly.
he had to stop by after work to bring something to a co worker.
he wanted to come check me before he left.

“i haven’t seen you in a while…”

he said as he gave me a hug.

“i know.
i could say the same to you too.”

his back muscles>>>>
ever since i found out he…

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“The Best Relationship Advice I’ve Ever Heard!”

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as you know i am single.
by choice.
i decided to work on me 110%.
i want to learn to know what the love of myself feels like.
i was just saying to myself i don’t think i’ve ever loved me.
i’ve been chasing others to love me for me.
that’s some deep shit.
i know.
growing.
*hi5*
well one of the foxholers sent me the following video.
it’s titled:

“the best relationship advice i’ve ever heard!”

i couldn’t help but agree
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Fallin’ Behind In Life (Catch a Cab to First Place)

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i have some good animals in my life.
they love me and stand by my emotional ass.
look i can be full of the feels.
#dontjudgeme
#loveme

anyway one of my home-vixens,
who i love ever so much,
sent me the following the other day.
we talk about our future goals and aspirations on the daily,
so this huffington post article was right up my alley.
it’s about when you feel you are falling behind in life.
myself,
and many of the foxhole,
may feel we aren’t where we need to be.
the entire article was written by jamie varon and well…
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