…as the older white snow bunny said,
putting a chocolate candy on my desk,
and walked away smiling.
i almost rolled my eyes,
but i didn’t want to be rude.
i guess i was supposed to be smiling while staring at my computer screen?
“i’m doing a riveting word document!
lets smile at the arial font!”
i was confused…
so i don’t know how to do that “smiling” thing.
you know how it goes?
having this smile stretched across your mouth “just because”.
i guess i’m just not “that person”.
well i don’t think i’m that person.
i mean i could be that person.
now don’t get me wrong.
i’m not some depressed zombie walking around.
i smile when i’m talking to a fine wolf,
around my people,
or writing on my blog.
all “mr smiley” right there.
i keep my “britney spears gif” face on when i’m out and about.
some people call it “an attitude” or “intimidation”.
i call them “bitches”.
i also call it “why are you talkin to me?”.
i’ve just always been that fox.
maybe i need to try something new?
i guess what i’m trying to say is i don’t know how.
i don’t know how to “smile” just off the random.
it makes me look awkward.
shit maybe it’s not my problem.
maybe it’s hers?
maybe her problem is she smiles too much?
give me some money,
a wolf with a “cum fuck me” body,
and some likka,
and watch how fast my teeth brighten up the room.
maybe i’m just fine being who i am and i smile when it’s needed.
i will not be smiling like a giddy idiot on the way to the short bus.
have people ever thought about that?