she was in the mood for sausage so she decided to cook his

*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion and graphic images ahead.

we fall for pictures like ^this on social media all the time.
well some of you,
but i’m not impressed as i once was.
when you font for the foxhole,
you start to learn a majority of these #relationshipgoals are legit scams.
relationships aren’t cutesy pictures and highlight reels.

There is ALWAYS some shit going on in the background.

folks don’t want to post when they’re down bad after flexing.
i told ya he/she/them was trash” is a hard pill to swallow after the flex.

dayane cristina rodrigues machado
who is pictured above with her huzzband,
decided to show the world how much she loves cooking.
she needed her husband’s sausage to complete the meal tho via “the daily mail”…

A woman has been arrested in Brazil on suspicion of killing her husband before cutting his penis off and cooking.

Dayane Cristina Rodrigues Machado, 33, was arrested by police in the Brazilian city of Sao Goncalo – across the Guanabara Bay from Rio de Janeiro – on of June 7.

Officers were called to the couple’s house in the neighbourhood of Santa Catarina and found the victim’s lifeless, naked and mutilated body inside

He was identified only by his first name, Andre.

According to officers, his wife had cut off his penis and cooked it in soybean oil in a frying pan. 

They believe the crime took place at around 4 am after the couple had argued about splitting up, according to reports.

The cops seized a kitchen knife from the scene believed to be the one she used to kill her husband with and subsequently dismember him.

Machado, who was arrested, has been charged with murder and corpse desecration.

According to reports, the couple were together for 10 years and had been separated for two years, but still continued to see each other on and off.

They have an eight-year-old son and a five-year-old daughter, and they ran a pizzeria together. It is not clear if the children were present at the time of the crime.

this is the alleged picture via ( x scallywag and vagabond news ):


the story is that he allegedly tried to kill her and she cut off his sausage for cheating.
this is why i don’t admire or get insecure about most couples these days.
you never know when you’ll be like:


…as i’m sure folks in their circles did once this story broke.
may andre and his penis rip.

lowkey: was she gonna eat it?
what was the end game here?

article cc: daily mail

10 thoughts on “she was in the mood for sausage so she decided to cook his

  1. My stomach is doing backflips reading this. Yuck on top of yuck. Only a psycho would be able to do something like this, and then she had to take time to cut it off too. Just leave if things get that bad.

  2. Dumb bitch! Dick come dime a dozen, now she won’t get no dick, and someone else to raise your kids! Stay single my friends 😆😆😆

    1. You are right! It is more about this count being in control of the man, not about the cheating. Psycho bitches should buy vibrators. Her ego was that out of control. Someone should pull her uterus and fallopian tubes out with no anesthetic, and send her out and ask her how she feels after the fact.

  3. You leave your kids without parents…you leave a business you own…you lose your freedom…and for what?

  4. She’s a murderer. If he tried to kill her she would’ve simply stabbed him to survive but to cut his penis off and cook it. That bitch is demented and only God knows what happened to make Him decide to leave. This is why I’m single I don’t trust anyone

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