she was in the mood for sausage so she decided to cook his

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viewer discretion and graphic images ahead.

we fall for pictures like ^this on social media all the time.
well some of you,
but i’m not impressed as i once was.
when you font for the foxhole,
you start to learn a majority of these #relationshipgoals are legit scams.
relationships aren’t cutesy pictures and highlight reels.

There is ALWAYS some shit going on in the background.

folks don’t want to post when they’re down bad after flexing.
i told ya he/she/them was trash” is a hard pill to swallow after the flex.


dayane cristina rodrigues machado
,
who is pictured above with her huzzband,
decided to show the world how much she loves cooking.
she needed her husband’s sausage to complete the meal tho via “the daily mail”…

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I Like Sausage

tumblr_kw4gzsjQmi1qzw5cri like sausage.
i like it for breakfast.
i like it between my egg and cheese on a roll.
i also like it in between my bunz.
everyone been telling me about this new song and video,
“sausage”.
they said it was from lil mama.
the title made me eye roll almost instantly.
i decided to take a peak at the video and well…
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How To Cook A Sausage In Wrestling Pants

wrestlermeatdon’t you like wrestler wolves in those tight stretch wrestling pants?
  lycra fabric been known show a slow cooking sausage.
well this faceless wrestler wolf for unc-pembroke wanted to show us just how he cooked his meat.
hope this video works…

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