many years ago when i was in “hoe phase” lite,
i went home with a wolf i didn’t know i was going home with.
we been sexting and texting the days leading up to that night.
he hit me up and told me he was coming to take me to an event.
it was a gay event or something.
i remember being on the way to drunk because he kept buying me drinks.
after we finished molesting each other on the dance floor,
we went back to his car and made out.
at that moment,
i knew i was getting some pipe but…

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we fall for pictures like ^this on social media all the time.
well some of you,
but i’m not impressed as i once was.
when you font for the foxhole,
you start to learn a majority of these #relationshipgoals are legit scams.
relationships aren’t cutesy pictures and highlight reels.

There is ALWAYS some shit going on in the background.

folks don’t want to post when they’re down bad after flexing.
“i told ya he/she/them was trash” is a hard pill to swallow after the flex.

dayane cristina rodrigues machado,
who is pictured above with her huzzband,
decided to show the world how much she loves cooking.
she needed her husband’s sausage to complete the meal tho via “the daily mail”…

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lengthwise,
i can deal with a 7 or 8.
you know i’m not a size fox.
i find length not to be too much of an issue,
but that girth on them 7s and 8s is usually the cheek killer.
it’s the type that when he enters me,
my walls expand in ways i’m not used to.
when he starts stroking me to death,
thats when i really feel it.
i gotta smoke,
drank,
and hold Jesus by the hand.
by the time he is deep inside my good stuff,
i don’t even want him to move.

That is the type of pipe Andre Marhold is carrying.

he was feeling petty and posted this on his official twitter…

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this is the best picture to represent tyga.
so i’m just gonna font it that next to ( x cash out ):

Tyga has the prettiest penis out of all the leaked male rappers

like,
this was leaked from his onlyfans…

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can i be 110 today?
raw af?
is this is a safe space of opinion?
okay good.
if you happen to be a straight male reading,
this entry def isn’t for you.
when i think of the perfect penis that suits me,
i think of a few things.
it can’t be too big or small when it’s hard.
you know i love a mushroom head.
the perfect penis is clean,
has stamina,
and filled with a healthy amount of cum.
what?
ya’ll said i could be honest.
today,
i was sent the perfect penis that suits me that i wanted to share…

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i haven’t been catching up with bet as of late,
but hasn’t it got really ratchet…

…Or is it just me?

they be cussin’ and having some intense sex scenes for network tv.
i gotta thank tyler perry for the good sex.
he is really pushing the limits on “sistas“.

although he had a scene with a male getting a sex toy used on him…

I’m still confused

well bet seemed to have went “rated r-ish” last night.
someone caught some penis on one of their shows… Continue reading “bet is serving the meats on their shows now?” →