it’s the girth that will have you crying out to Jesus of Latter-day Saints

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i can deal with a 7 or 8.
you know i’m not a size fox.
i find length not to be too much of an issue,
but that girth on them 7s and 8s is usually the cheek killer.
it’s the type that when he enters me,
my walls expand in ways i’m not used to.
when he starts stroking me to death,
thats when i really feel it.
i gotta smoke,
and hold Jesus by the hand.
by the time he is deep inside my good stuff,
i don’t even want him to move.

That is the type of pipe Andre Marhold is carrying.

he was feeling petty and posted this on his official twitter…

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