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i’m not even there and i ruined lunch

ya know,
i been dealing with a lot.
i’ve been quiet af tho.
it’s been moisturizing my skin,
drinking my water,
and trying to keep my spiritual crops watered.
it’s been legit minding my entire business out here.
i don’t have any hate or ill will towards anyone these days,
even those who hurt my feelings.
it’s been “no beef, but stay tf away from me” type of vibe.
my ex-situation tho…

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add “unbothered and petty like omarion” to your holiday wish list

for 2020 and beyond,
we should strive to be both as unbothered and petty as omarion.
so his x group mate from “b2k”,
fizz,
is dating his baby mother,
apryl jones.
they have been taunting omarion about their relationship since they linked.
omarion had an iconic interview with “vlad tv” to show how unbothered he is.

 bravo.
just bravo.
well for the “petty” portion,
the scorpio in him came out today.
he decided to launch a new “millennium tour” for 2020 and welll…

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Mariah Carey and Remy Ma Play A Game of “Petty Cake”

what do two vixens who share a common enemy do?
they collaborate on a song together!
allegedly,
of course.
mariah carey had an issue with nicki minaj.
remy ma has an issue with nicki minaj.
so why not?
well it looks like this may just be happening
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Cam Newton: The King Baller Wolf of Petty

cam newton is an incredible baller wolf,
but he is also a divo.

it’s no secret.
well who knew he was super petty?
i don’t think that’s a secret as well.
well a reporter started questioning cam about a picture on his ig.
well this was cam’s response
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Jennifer Lopez Starting Off The New Year Being Petty and a Dragging

i see team “but you know me” is starting ’17 being petty.
so we all had an opinion about mariah’s nose dive performance last night.
well another diva,
jennifer lopez,
took her passive aggression to instagram.
since instagram introduced “likes”,
it has really exposed the inner petty in many.
this is what jennifer lopez allegedly liked that someone caught…
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