chris evans is guarding pussy, but didn’t guard what we saw on his camera roll

some of us have had a moment where we leaked our privates on accident.
not you?
yeah,
me either.

i remember being at my last job and this vixen wanted to see something on my phone.
our phones can literally tell all of our secrets.
it can tell folks who we really are bts.
well what she wanted to see happened to be in my photo album.
there was a lot of “insidejamarifox” stuff and a few pipes from some wolves.
i was watching her like a hawk.
i was ready to tackle her if she decided to swipe left or right.
so i’m sorta confused with my white wolf,
chris evans,
today.

he was showing his followers a video in his camera roll,
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i was really concerned about cinderella’s life before she became a bad bitch

this morning,
at around 4am,
i randomly went into the disney vault and started watching cinderella on disney+.
i couldn’t sleep and watching that movie has been on my spirit.
i’ve had this service for over a year,
but the only thing i’ve watched is “black is king” and a few “the simpsons” episodes.
i guess the motivation came from watching  “toy story 4” earlier that day,

side-note: don’t even get me started on how ugly i cried at the end of that movie.
gadzooks.

anyhoo,
i felt like i was watching cinderella for the first time.
as a kid,
i’m sure i’d be excited over those singing rats.
as an adult tho…

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now what is a baller doing trying to scam the system during the rona? (josh bellamy)

black folks who ain’t use to nothing,
and out here trying to scam the system,
are too much of a liability to be around.
some black folks love to wear their stolen wealth to flex all over social media.
imagine if there was no social media tho.
would folks be able to scam a lot better?
josh bellamy,
a nfl baller wolf just got dropped by the jets,
got charged with trying to scam the system during the rona…
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andrew gillum’s alleged escorting ghost, travis dyson, might be coming back from the dead

your ghosts will come back to haunt you if you’re not careful.
you think they’ve moved on,
but they’re patently waiting to come up from their graves.
remember i asked ya’ll what happened to the escort,
travis dyson,
who was involved with the andrew gillum situation?
he has his dvr set for monday morning.
why?…
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im very angry at other (the wrong) people.

we don’t realize when we have fallen into a dark place.
it isn’t until someone points it out that we face that truth.
you can acting one way for the public,
cheery and having a “i’m good” mask on,
but be a whole other way deep inside.
that def has been me tbh.
i’m here to tell you that i’ve been faking it…

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jane fonda had to remind joy behar that they are white and need to sit back for blm

i’m gonna say a controversial statement:

Not all white folks are evil.

not all white folks want to see the destruction of blacks.
many realize their privilege and use it when fighting for equality.
there was a story of how marilyn monroe helped ella fitzgerald book a particular club gig.
she called the owners and told them to hire ella for a week and she’d sit front row every night.
( x read that here )
jane fonda is out here doing her thing with her privilege.

she appeared on “the view” today and had joy behar stuttering.
jane was asked about defunding the police,
where joy thinks is problematic,
and well…

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