you can’t tell andre marhold anything these days (the flex)

bag is secured?
andre marhold isn’t doing anything that the attentionistos on ig aren’t doing.
you just can’t tell who is smashin’ the and vice versa.
when you meet a wealthy white male,
you enjoy the perks until they run out.
jeffree star is making sure his boo can flex right on his ig…
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how to predict your own death in a 2020 toyota supra and post it on your snapchat

i always find it eerie when folks predict their own deaths on their social media.
there is power in the fingers.
“imma kill it on the highway”
well that she did.
stephanie angelica vasquez put on her snap that she was flexing in a 2020 toyota supra.
this is what happened via “worldstar“…
so ya’ll out here with shit in yo drawz because it’s normal for men?

cc: thearsevase
the pretty vixen and i were having a conversation about males the other day.
we said a lot of shit,
but she said the following:
“Males are actually really gross.”
that statement can be true for some.
back in the day,
this one wolf told me how he hated eating my home fox groceries.
“he always has dingle berries stuck to his ass hair.”
my home wolf told me the other day he had a vixen suck his dick after a day of not showering.
he said his balls was extra ripe,
but she did it anyway.
a vix-bi sent me the following tweet and i nearly gagged…
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(here’s johnny!) who knew johnny middlebrooks wrote and performed his own songs?

every male,
no matter how fine or regula degula,
has a little bit of cornball in them.
we all can’t be perfect.
it’s that “still smooth wit it” that keeps people interested.
johnny “gatdamn” middlebrooks.
he had me at:
well he’s on this season’s “love island usa” on cbs…
but two things…
niecy nash didn’t “come out”; she decided to “go in”

the dynamics between males and female sexuality is interesting to me.
it almost comes off like one big ass contradiction as well.
i was reading the “people” article in regards to niecy nash and her marriage to jessica betts.
in regards to it being a “coming out“,
she said…
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straight males shouldn’t be watching p-valley?

i hate when i go back to something and it’s been deleted.
anyhoo,
the tweet was from she-jackal and she said:
“Straight men shouldn’t be watching P-Valley.”
of course,
my whole head shot back like russell westbrook.

first off…
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