how do we sign up to nurse dez bryant back to health? (asking for a friend)
a seat or a ride.
pick one,
or both if you’re feeling lit,
but expect a series of ranting coming from underneath you.
baller wolf fav,
dez bryant,
was drafted to the ravens after being a free agent for a while.
on the night he was supposed to reunite with the cowboys,
his old team and arch-nemesis…
and this happened…
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blind item: let’s dance into this potential scandal?
you know i love a good blind item.
the f-bi has been buzzing about this alleged story.
i received the following pictures anddddddddd….
so it’s about a famous gay couple who has been dancing their way into our hearts.
it seems like we might be able to two-step into their alleged bedroom because…
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folks are calling on Jesus for the number of a lawyer to sue kanye west
when i become turned off from something or someone,
i can’t do it anymore.
When I’m done with you; I’m done with you
so many folks were urging me to listen to kanye west and his “sunday service”,
but i just couldn’t do it.
my spirit had him blocked and reported.
it seems like they’re calling on more than God for kanye.
they are suing him in the name of…
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someone grab lira galore and get her together
when in war with someone else,
especially when the court of law is involved,
it’s best to make sure you always look good.
your goal is to win so you always need to make the other person look stupid.
in turn,
the other person is gonna try to make you look crazy.
that being fonted:
You shouldn’t be out here handing someone else the win.
that is why i’m baffled with lira galore today.
she was high and drunk out her mind on ig live.
she is in a custody battle with her ceo baby faavah,
pierre “pee” thomas of “quality control music“,
but looking like this…
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how to order clapped cheeks at the drive thru
*the following is rated xxx.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.
has sex on social media become overexposed?
don’t get me wrong,
i love sex.
you know that i love sex.
i was just on pornhub an hour ago.
folks are clappin cheeks for us to see,
whether for free or paid subscription.
don’t get me wrong,
i’m a voyeur so i love to watch but what i’ve noticed tho…
Folks are on a “Clappin The Cheeks” world tour for fame
a foxholer sent me this and i’m like…
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honesty, what is it?
back in the day,
i was very quiet.
i was “shy” shy.
shit would happen and i would stay silent.
Life forced me to speak up for myself
i am fake shy these days,
but i’ll say whats on my mind if i feel fit.
in a world where folks hides who they are,
and their true thoughts on issues,
i had to wonder…
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