apryl jones has a really big cum up

i know a scheme when i see it.
when a regula degula is suddenly attached to a “big deal holyfield“,
i always have questions.
apryl jones,
who is omarion’s baby mama and lil fizz storyline co-founder,
was spotted with a “big deal” recently.
she went from “lhhh” to…

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someone call state farm because i’ve crashed into the pandemic wall

*vent

Is it wrong to say I’ve been really going through it?

between the depression and the anxiety,
honestly,
i don’t know how i‘ve been making it through.
i woke up today legit crying my ass off.
it has been better than my usual waking up filled with anxiety.
this did start around the time the mercury retrograde reared its ugly head,
but i think i’ve hit the pandemic wall

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the dementia made her want to spit on this black caretaker?

i would have slapped her.
sorry.
don’t even think of spitting on me and living to tell that tale.

that caretaker is there to assist her ass and that “got me fucked up” turned tf up.
when the pretty vixen sent me this from “hollywood unlocked“:

… i was annoyed,
but then this weird update happened…

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asian doll thinks indian food looks nasty and it had folks upset

most of us have gotten really sensitive in the forests these days.
its gonna get to the point we can’t say a thing.
to me,
it creates a fake way to live but not everyone thinks like me.
rap vixen,
asian doll,
has people upset with something she tweeted.
she went to an indian restaurant and this is what her fingers said…

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are ya’ll ready for “the walking dead” meets “call of duty” (hunt: showdown)

i like scary games,
but then i don’t.
you won’t catch me playing resident evil or outlast.
i’d be screaming too much like a girl than playing the actual game.
there is a game that i’m really into these days.
i saw some twitch streamers playing and i had to cop the following

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oops i watched britney spears documentary (the jackals broke a nice thing)

ever since someone on the foxhole said britney spears dances like a cheerleader,
i haven’t been able to un-see it.
are these cheerleader dance moves here too:

i’m scared of the answer.
she always seemed inspired by janet than madonna.
well,
to me anyway.
like i fonted on my ig story over the weekend:

Britney Spears life turned out to be so sad

she always struck me as a really sweet vixen,
but many a jackal sniffed out that sweetness and used it to destroy her.
i saw a lot of folks talking about her recently and i was wondering wtf was going on.
the pretty vixen sent me her latest documentary,
the new york times presents framing britney spears” on hulu,
and it was a lot to unpack.
i had to wonder tho…

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