so would odell beckham jr be considered a DILF now?

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odell beckham jr,
is one of our foxhole favs.
we have followed him from blonde fo’hawk and back to black.
his sexuality has always been up to question,
but i think he let ya’ll know today he has always been straight.
he showed ya’ll how straight he is with the following annoucement his girlfriend,
lauren wood….

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aunt wendy might be sitting in something other than her purple chair

 aunt wendy might be done.
after her jackal of a husband left and her mother passed,
along with the constant health issues,
things just haven’t been looking good.
she is the epitome of down bad.
it seems that allegedly aunt wendy is confined to a wheelchair

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cloudy with a chance of cancer

“How have you been?”

at this point,
we haven’t spoken for a month now.
some messages get answered; many don’t.
it was never like that with us.
she has been crazy busy with her new job so it’s understandable.

“I’m good.
I have cancer but I’m great…”

“Wait,
what”…

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you being gay messes up the righteous culture that is jamaica

i’m not jamaican,
but some caribbean people are so interesting to me.
growing up under a bajan household,
i was a fucked up mess filled with shame because i wouldn’t be loved for me.
my father literally wanted to know all about my life,
pretended to accept me for me,
only to act weird when i admitted to him i was gay.

This muthasucka brought nothing as a father figure when I needed him,
but had the nerve to look down on me when I could do the same to him.

so the righteous values of jamaica are being disrupted at the moment.
as you know,
it’s a 95% chance that if you will be banished for being gay by any jamaican.
period.
violent vagabonds and domestic abusers might get a pass,
and everything wrong with caribbean men might get another pass,
but you will be thrown to the pits of hell for being gay amongst those folks.
 spice,
a reggae artist from that country,
didn’t get the memo that all of her jamaican ancestors are looking down on her for this:

reggae artist sizzla and another had something to say…

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nfl ex baller, zac stacy, legit threw his baby mama into the tv

this is one of my worst fears tbh.

Finally meeting some (baller) wolf I’m really into,
he is into me as well,
things are great until he is upset and punches me into the oven.

from nerds to wolves who play by the rules in public,
you just never know who is abusive af out here.
wtf is going on with all these toxic and abusive relationship stories these days?
i’m starting to be grateful i’m single.
ex baller jackal of the nfl,
zac stacy,
just got exposed for abusing his baby mama in front of his 5-month-old son and well…

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it’s (old) britney, b*tch?

okay…
wait…
 britney spears is smarter than the average pop star vixen.
you won’t convince me the real britney wasn’t locked away in a dungeon until recently.
wellllllll…
she has been released from her conservatorship and the old britney has appeared…

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