is this king still secretly married? #rerun

is a certain vintage king penis is still sharing his throne?…

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you see everything when you’re in the dark

dark.
pitch black.

devoid of light.
that is what this season feels like for me.
hell,
it seems that way for many of us.
i have read your messages to me.
i’ve heard your cries.
hell,
i’ve cried with you.

This season feels like we are in the dark.

…while it seems like others are basking in the light.
the worst part is that you’re asking yourself…

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so pratt shows us his stroke resume for review?

when i saw ^him,
i thought it was a straight wolf that i use to know and lost contact with.

dude i use to know had a similar face,
was thick,
and his main draw was his fat tail too.
i was wait a gosh darn minute!
i was about to send him kudos for getting muscular and the squat goals.
alas,
it wasn’t _________ but pratt is a better copy.
he is the latest in “light skin wolf; stupid fat butt“.
i posted him and a Foxholer sent me a video of his stroke resume

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i’ll give him a C for his service

when i saw the type of establishment he was running,
i wanted to go to columbia to get a piece.
take that how you will.
severo sinvergüenza is the spanish wolf behind the counter at “serevo“.
it’s a place where you get two kinds of snacks.

Him being the main draw.

he didn’t discriminate when it came to males either.
i mean,
look at this foolishness:

so i wanted to see if he brought all that sexual energy to the bedroom.
you know i was excited when his stroke resume was leaked.
foxhole…

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light skin wolf daddy at delta had folks mad and horny (but mostly horny)

oh he works at delta im laguradia.
copy.

so last night,
i was mindlessly scrolling down twitter before bed.
through the “do something to show your narcissism“,
the random nudes,
and the folks who think they are important,
i saw this:

yikes on a bike.
it was this tweet tho…

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kanye west debuts his latest single, “please un-banish me”

It looks like Mr. Crazy Pants might have learned his lesson.

that new album of his with ty dolla sign was supposed to come out last week.
i noticed it was crickets on release day.
i think kanye has learned very quickly that TPTB don’t play that.
so much so,
he posted an apology IN HEBREW on his socials…

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